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May 06 2019
May 06 2019

The Avengers!

  • May 6, 2019

The global pandemic known as Avenger’s Fever is showing few signs of abating.

May 06 2019
May 06 2019

Earth Day 2019

  • May 6, 2019

Earth Day was celebrated on April 22nd. Hopefully you were able to stop staring at one of your many screens and appreciate the wonder that is Earth.

May 06 2019

Pearls Of Wisdom... From Earl Weaver

  • May 6, 2019

“Don’t worry, the fans don’t start booing until July.”

May 06 2019

My Favorite Contribution From “Perk” Perkins

  • May 6, 2019

Sadly, we report the passing of Minnesota investing-legend Richard “Perk” Perkins. Perk was a good friend, both of our founder, Steve Leuthold, and our firm.

May 06 2019

Mystery Man... From Candi Ince

  • May 6, 2019

Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted a pants-less man, obviously inebriated, walking in front of them.

May 06 2019

Career Change... From Bob Kargenian

  • May 6, 2019

After 20 years in practice, the rigors of the job just got to be too much for a proctologist.

Apr 03 2019

Road To The Final Four

  • Apr 3, 2019

Metaphorical potholes...

Apr 03 2019

Final Four In Minneapolis

  • Apr 3, 2019

The road to the Final Four ends right here in Minneapolis on Monday night.

Apr 03 2019

Space Force

  • Apr 3, 2019

It's time to answer the call...

Apr 03 2019

Letter To The Editor—College Admissions Scandal

  • Apr 3, 2019

You are no doubt thinking of ways to parody the recent college admissions scandal.

Apr 03 2019

Baseball Logic Puzzle

  • Apr 3, 2019

Let’s celebrate the return of baseball with a logic puzzle!

Apr 03 2019

From The Archives… Lenten Ole

  • Apr 3, 2019

Ole was born and raised a Lutheran. Each Friday night after work, he fired up his outdoor grill and cooked himself a venison steak.

Apr 03 2019

The Best Of The Best... From Jeremy Braband

  • Apr 3, 2019

The NYPD, the FBI and the CIA have each argued that their organization is the most deft apprehender of criminals.

Apr 03 2019

The Human Cannonball… From Candi Ince

  • Apr 3, 2019

After thirty years of performing, Gino the human cannonball decided to call it a career.

Mar 07 2019
Mar 07 2019

Mardi Gras 2019

  • Mar 7, 2019

The last four weeks have brought more than three feet of snow and record-low temperatures to this patch of fly-over country.

Mar 07 2019

NNFL

  • Mar 7, 2019

There's only one football league that matters, The NNFL!

Mar 07 2019

Some Hardcourt Wisdom From Abe Lemons

  • Mar 7, 2019

Words of wisdom from Abe Lemons

Mar 07 2019

Surviving R. Kraft

  • Mar 7, 2019

In this month’s episode of powerful men behaving badly...

Mar 07 2019

From The Archives… Last Request

  • Mar 7, 2019

After seeing his doctor one morning, a man returns home to his wife.

Mar 07 2019

Engine Trouble... From “Perk” Perkins

  • Mar 7, 2019

Two hours into a flight from Los Angeles to Honolulu, the captain announced...

Mar 07 2019

Social Security From Scott Weeldreyer

  • Mar 7, 2019

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

Feb 07 2019

Cartoon of the Month - February 2019

  • Feb 7, 2019

Phil Segner's Billionaire Divorcee Therapy Group

Feb 07 2019

AR Becomes Part Of The Solution

  • Feb 7, 2019

I was saddened to hear, that after 25 years of marriage in a common property state, Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos were headed for divorce.

Feb 07 2019

Magnolia Boutique

  • Feb 7, 2019

Hi, I’m Marge Gustafson, proprietor of    Magnolia Boutique.

Feb 07 2019

The Predictive Power Of Vegetables!

  • Feb 7, 2019

January reminded us that there’s often a fuzzy line between soothsaying and asset management.

Feb 07 2019

Coach Rick Majerus Weighs In

  • Feb 7, 2019

On rumors about being a candidate for a new coaching job...

Feb 07 2019

The Gas Station... From Scott Weeldreyer

  • Feb 7, 2019

A gas station owner in Northern Minnesota was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign.

Feb 07 2019

Sunday Morning... From George Constantine

  • Feb 7, 2019

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie flew to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

Feb 07 2019

From The Archives… The Seatbelt

  • Feb 7, 2019

An old rancher in Montana hates to wear his seatbelt.

Jan 07 2019

Cartoon of the Month - January 2019

  • Jan 7, 2019

President Trump's bone spurs pick the absolute worst time to resurface.

Jan 07 2019

Best Of 2018

  • Jan 7, 2019

Well, 2018 is in the books. The market was in the tank. We continued to judge—singing, dancing, baking, cooking, entrepreneurship.

Jan 07 2019

New Parents...

  • Jan 7, 2019

You have raised a well-adjusted child in a world full of violence, disease, and overwhelming competition. You're full of questions and trepidation.

Jan 07 2019

Hedonic Treadmills

  • Jan 7, 2019

Introducing the Series 42 treadmill by Hedonic - running in place will never be the same!

Jan 07 2019

Do you need a stadium?

  • Jan 7, 2019

Do you need a stadium? Come to the Twin Cities - WE CAN'T SAY NO!

Jan 07 2019

Trade War Monopoly

  • Jan 7, 2019

As our protectionist president attempts to snuff out the many benefits of globalization, the makers of Monopoly have decided to incorporate the trade war into their classic board game.

Jan 07 2019

President Trump Reviews The Classics... Again

  • Jan 7, 2019

PBS recently asked the public to vote for their favorite work of fiction in “The Great American Read.”

Jan 07 2019

Slayer In Minneapolis

  • Jan 7, 2019

Thrash metal aficionados here in Minneapolis were recently treated to a tour stop by the band Slayer.