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Jun 06 2024

We Get Into Bootlegging

  • Jun 6, 2024

Cigarettes are now public enemy number one in our fair city of Minneapolis. At the end of April, the City Council approved a law that requires retailers to sell a pack of cigarettes for a minimum of $15.

Jun 06 2024

The World’s First Degenerative AI Chatbot!

  • Jun 6, 2024

Finally, an AI service for all the deviants and the depraved among us. Our Chatbot will help you with things like:

Jun 06 2024

Dad Jokes For Father’s Day!

  • Jun 6, 2024

My wife screamed, “You haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” Man, what a weird way to start a conversation.

Jun 06 2024

Bring Ya Ass!

  • Jun 6, 2024

Spirits were high in this chunk of flyover country after the Timberwolves’ improbable Game 7 comeback victory over the Denver Nuggets last month.

Jun 06 2024

Moms On A Bench

  • Jun 6, 2024

Three older women were sitting on a bench in Fort Lauderdale...

Jun 06 2024

Bear Hunting

  • Jun 6, 2024

Bob was excited about his new .375 rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a large grizzly and shot at it. As the smoke was clearing, there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see the grizzly.

Jun 06 2024

90th Birthday Surprise

  • Jun 6, 2024

For his 90th birthday, a man’s friends decided to give him a visit from an expensive, high-class call girl.

May 06 2024

10 Years Of At Random

  • May 6, 2024

Dear readers, we hit a substantial milestone this month. At Random has now rested on my narrow shoulders for an incredible 10 years! [Break for applause.]

May 06 2024

Two Small Children

  • May 6, 2024

Do you suffer from bouts of severe anxiety? Are the threats of nuclear war, climate change, and new COVID variants too much to handle? Finally, a new treatment is available—ask your doctor if "Two Small Children" are right for you.

May 06 2024

Meet the wood of your dreams on Timbr!

  • May 6, 2024

Swipe right if you're down to miter. Swipe left to throw it on the scrap pile.

May 06 2024

Melee Under the Mistletoe

  • May 6, 2024

Just when you thought it was safe to sit down to Holiday dinner, your brother's home timidly presents a continuation of last year's "Doom in the Dining Room."

May 06 2024

What is DONTENDITALL XR?

  • May 6, 2024

Once-Daily DONTENDITALL XR: Now I'm jumping for JOY!

May 06 2024

Everyone Is Talking About Assagenix!

  • May 6, 2024

Are YOU ready for financial freedom? Can you feign enthusiasm for a product with no scientific backing?

May 06 2024

Public Service Announcement

  • May 6, 2024

Earlier this winter, South Dakota officials yanked their public safety campaign that was supposed to raise awareness about driving on icy roads, but instead navigated some peoples’ minds into the gutter.

May 06 2024

My Favorite Joke

  • May 6, 2024

A guy stumbles into a bar, orders a drink, and immediately pukes all over his shirt.

May 06 2024

Got To Have An Ole Joke

  • May 6, 2024

Ole was working at the walleye processing plant when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.

Apr 04 2024

Rideshare Fiasco

  • Apr 4, 2024

Like I’ve repeatedly said, we can’t have nice things here in Minneapolis.

Apr 04 2024

Ericson Brothers Renovations

  • Apr 4, 2024

A bathroom remodel? $200,000… call around and you won’t find a better price.

Apr 04 2024

Florida Woman

  • Apr 4, 2024

Last summer, we paid homage to the wacky and bountiful “Florida Man” news stories. We also played the associated internet game (apparently several years after everyone else) and got a few chuckles reading how men in Florida celebrate our birthdays.

Apr 04 2024

**Exclusive** NCAA Discussing 128-Team Football Playoffs For 2027

  • Apr 4, 2024

At the end of 2023, all nine FBS college conferences agreed to expand the annual College Football Playoffs from four teams to 12, starting with the 2024-25 season. This was billed as an effort to end the controversy around the somewhat subjective method of selecting the four teams to play for the national championship.