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Fishing Opener!
The last bit of ice is finally off the lakes here in the Twin Cities. Judging by all of the “ICE OUT!” signs in my neighborhood, this year’s thawing process was celebrated much more than usual.
Dale's Trampoline Fun Zone
Hi, I’m Dale Warren, owner of Dale’s Trampoline Fun Zone.
Hockey Cliché Bingo
The NHL playoffs are here! That might not be a big deal in your part of the country, but up here, where you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting some smelly hockey equipment—it’s kind of a big deal.
The Blind Cashier
A woman goes to Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday.
Ole’s Fishing Secret
Ole always had a freezer full of fish, and he would never reveal his secret spots or techniques to anyone.
A Few Fish Puns To Round It Out
Last night I made fish tacos.
The Masters’ Crackdown
Cue the soft piano music, it’s time once again for that tradition unlike any other: The Masters.
Spring Is In The Air!
Now is the time to highlight your landscaping!
Ty Cobb Starts The Baseball Season
On his beginnings: “When I came to Detroit, I was just a mild-mannered Sunday-school boy.”
More beginnings: “When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch.”
On his implement: “A ball bat is a wondrous weapon.”
RIP Chuck Norris
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
The Accident
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The Deaf Bookkeeper
A mafia Godfather is convinced that his bookkeeper, Guido, has embezzled $1 million from the family. Guido is deaf—a big reason he got the job.
Hello From Minneapolis
We experienced quite an influx of out-of-state visitors the last few months. Perhaps you heard?
Recital Invitation
You are cordially invited to...
Winter Driving Revisited
Way back in 2015, South Dakota officials launched a short-lived, but memorable winter driving ad campaign.
Hockey All-Name Team
An All-Name Team for Hockey has somehow eluded us over these many years. Surprising, given the fact that we are constantly reminded that Minnesota is the “State of Hockey.”
Ice Fishing Tragedy
There was a terrible fire at Hans Hanson’s ice fishing house and a body was discovered in the charred remains.
Back At The Bar
A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, “Nice shirt!”
The Sharks
Two great white sharks spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me, son” the father shark said to his boy as they swam to the mass of people.
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