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Mar 07 2019
Mar 07 2019

Mardi Gras 2019

  • Mar 7, 2019

The last four weeks have brought more than three feet of snow and record-low temperatures to this patch of fly-over country.

Mar 07 2019

NNFL

  • Mar 7, 2019

There's only one football league that matters, The NNFL!

Mar 07 2019

Some Hardcourt Wisdom From Abe Lemons

  • Mar 7, 2019

Words of wisdom from Abe Lemons

Mar 07 2019

Surviving R. Kraft

  • Mar 7, 2019

In this month’s episode of powerful men behaving badly...

Mar 07 2019

From The Archives… Last Request

  • Mar 7, 2019

After seeing his doctor one morning, a man returns home to his wife.

Mar 07 2019

Engine Trouble... From “Perk” Perkins

  • Mar 7, 2019

Two hours into a flight from Los Angeles to Honolulu, the captain announced...

Mar 07 2019

Social Security From Scott Weeldreyer

  • Mar 7, 2019

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.

Feb 07 2019

Cartoon of the Month - February 2019

  • Feb 7, 2019

Phil Segner's Billionaire Divorcee Therapy Group

Feb 07 2019

AR Becomes Part Of The Solution

  • Feb 7, 2019

I was saddened to hear, that after 25 years of marriage in a common property state, Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos were headed for divorce.

Feb 07 2019

Magnolia Boutique

  • Feb 7, 2019

Hi, I’m Marge Gustafson, proprietor of    Magnolia Boutique.

Feb 07 2019

The Predictive Power Of Vegetables!

  • Feb 7, 2019

January reminded us that there’s often a fuzzy line between soothsaying and asset management.

Feb 07 2019

Coach Rick Majerus Weighs In

  • Feb 7, 2019

On rumors about being a candidate for a new coaching job...

Feb 07 2019

The Gas Station... From Scott Weeldreyer

  • Feb 7, 2019

A gas station owner in Northern Minnesota was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign.

Feb 07 2019

Sunday Morning... From George Constantine

  • Feb 7, 2019

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie flew to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.

Feb 07 2019

From The Archives… The Seatbelt

  • Feb 7, 2019

An old rancher in Montana hates to wear his seatbelt.

Jan 07 2019

Cartoon of the Month - January 2019

  • Jan 7, 2019

President Trump's bone spurs pick the absolute worst time to resurface.

Jan 07 2019

Best Of 2018

  • Jan 7, 2019

Well, 2018 is in the books. The market was in the tank. We continued to judge—singing, dancing, baking, cooking, entrepreneurship.

Jan 07 2019

New Parents...

  • Jan 7, 2019

You have raised a well-adjusted child in a world full of violence, disease, and overwhelming competition. You're full of questions and trepidation.

Jan 07 2019

Hedonic Treadmills

  • Jan 7, 2019

Introducing the Series 42 treadmill by Hedonic - running in place will never be the same!

Jan 07 2019

Do you need a stadium?

  • Jan 7, 2019

Do you need a stadium? Come to the Twin Cities - WE CAN'T SAY NO!

Jan 07 2019

Trade War Monopoly

  • Jan 7, 2019

As our protectionist president attempts to snuff out the many benefits of globalization, the makers of Monopoly have decided to incorporate the trade war into their classic board game.

Jan 07 2019

President Trump Reviews The Classics... Again

  • Jan 7, 2019

PBS recently asked the public to vote for their favorite work of fiction in “The Great American Read.”

Jan 07 2019

Slayer In Minneapolis

  • Jan 7, 2019

Thrash metal aficionados here in Minneapolis were recently treated to a tour stop by the band Slayer.

Dec 07 2018
Dec 07 2018

Those Holiday Pounds

  • Dec 7, 2018

A little over a month ago, a switch was flipped in the pleasure-seeking parts of our brains. Scratch that, the food-seeking parts of our brains.

Dec 07 2018

Harmony Health - Open Enrollment 2019

  • Dec 7, 2018

This year, Harmony Health is proud to offer its members two health care options.

Dec 07 2018

Family Holiday Party BINGO!

  • Dec 7, 2018

It’s that time of year again!

Dec 07 2018

A Man Walked Into A Bar From Barb Tovsen

  • Dec 7, 2018

A man walked into a bar carrying an orangutan in his arms.

Dec 07 2018

From The Archives—The Honeymoon Train

  • Dec 7, 2018

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with Virginia, his new bride, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.

Dec 07 2018

An Old Lady Visits The Doctor From Marty Owens

  • Dec 7, 2018

An older woman goes into see her doctor.

Nov 07 2018

Cartoon of the Month - November 2018

  • Nov 7, 2018

Totally worth iiiiiiitt!!!

Nov 07 2018

Death By Selfie

  • Nov 7, 2018

Man, these kids today.

Nov 07 2018

Sears

  • Nov 7, 2018

Tidy things up in 2019 with Home Organization by Sears.

Nov 07 2018

A Rose By Any Other Name...

  • Nov 7, 2018

It’s election season for our friends in Belgium and a nice young man running for local council is really getting a bum deal.

Nov 07 2018

President Trump Reviews The Classics... Again

  • Nov 7, 2018

PBS recently asked the public to vote for their favorite work of fiction in “The Great American Read.”

Nov 07 2018

Fart Football From Glenn Larson

  • Nov 7, 2018

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, “Seven Points.”

Nov 07 2018

A Bit Of A Groaner From Candi Ince

  • Nov 7, 2018

A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a cocktail.

Nov 07 2018

From The Archives… A Trip To The Doctor

  • Nov 7, 2018

A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.

Oct 05 2018

U of M Homecoming

  • Oct 5, 2018

Welcome Alumni!