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Cartoon of the Month - December 2018
Carl takes pride...
Those Holiday Pounds
A little over a month ago, a switch was flipped in the pleasure-seeking parts of our brains. Scratch that, the food-seeking parts of our brains.
Harmony Health - Open Enrollment 2019
This year, Harmony Health is proud to offer its members two health care options.
Family Holiday Party BINGO!
It’s that time of year again!
A Man Walked Into A Bar From Barb Tovsen
A man walked into a bar carrying an orangutan in his arms.
From The Archives—The Honeymoon Train
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with Virginia, his new bride, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
An Old Lady Visits The Doctor From Marty Owens
An older woman goes into see her doctor.
Cartoon of the Month - November 2018
Totally worth iiiiiiitt!!!
Death By Selfie
Man, these kids today.
A Rose By Any Other Name...
It’s election season for our friends in Belgium and a nice young man running for local council is really getting a bum deal.
President Trump Reviews The Classics... Again
PBS recently asked the public to vote for their favorite work of fiction in “The Great American Read.”
Fart Football From Glenn Larson
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, “Seven Points.”
A Bit Of A Groaner From Candi Ince
A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a cocktail.
From The Archives… A Trip To The Doctor
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
U of M Homecoming
Welcome Alumni!
Homecoming 2018
We’re in the thick of Homecoming season. From the Black Bears in Maine to the Golden Bears in California, alumni across the country are returning to their centers of higher learning for football, food, and school spirt.
MN Department of Transportation
Congratulations! You've advanced to the personality questionnaire of the Minnesota Depoartment of Transportation interview process.
Save Us Berenstain Bears!
If you grew up, or were a new parent, in the 1980s, you’re undoubtedly familiar with the Berenstain Bears books.
Learn Spanish With Maria
Maria Holliday-Mitchell, the firm’s bi-lingual administrative assistant, would like to provide a few helpful Spanish phrases to gringos traveling in Latin America.
Another Ole Joke From The Archives
Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods.
And One More… (Send Me Some Jokes!)
Ole was on his deathbed and called his wife Lena to his side.
Speeding Drivers from George Constantine
Farmer Jack lived way out in the country on a rural highway.
President Trump's Bone Spurs
President Trump's bone spurs pick the absolute wrong time to resurface.
NFL Predictions 2018
The city of Los Angeles, void of a professional football team just two years ago, will send both of its franchises to the 2019 Super Bowl.
Election 2018
At Random’s Phil Segner Interviews Pete Peterson, Congressman for Minnesota’s 9th District
2018 At Random All-Name Team
Once again we scoured the 129 FBS rosters for the 2018 “At Random All-Name Team.”
Let’s Check In With Coach Les Miles
“When I wake up in the morning and I turn film on, it’s like reading a book and it’s exciting."
Rye Bread From Bob Kargenian
An 80-year-old man was sitting on a park bench one morning.
From The Archives… Sex Frogs
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.
Cartoon of the Month - August 2018
So, why are you selling it?
Let’s Talk About Trampolines
As a new parent, I’m being introduced to the new acceptable boundaries of play for children.
Trade War Monopoly
As our protectionist president attempts to snuff out the many benefits of globalization, the makers of Monopoly have decided to incorporate the trade war into their classic board game.
Pete Rose, Quite A Guy
In the 1970 MLB All-Star Game, Pete Rose absolutely demolished Ray Fosse in a now infamous play at home plate.
Beer Flag, Bro!
A handful of hard-drinking Ohioans spent the better part of June pursuing an ambitious goal—an American flag mosaic made up of 2,028 empty Budweiser, Bud Light, and Miller Lite cans.
The Pastor’s Family From Scott Weeldreyer
The pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.
Friendship From George Constantine
Friendships among women and men are different.
Maybe My Favorite “Ole” Joke From The Archives
Ole was working at the walleye processing plant when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.
Cartoon of the Month - July 2018
Gary had mixed feelings...
Adios Swimsuit Competition
Just as Minnesotans were digging through bottom drawers trying to find their gently-used beach attire, our state’s own Gretchen Carlson announced an end to the swimsuit portion of the Miss America pageant.