My deepest apologies to our fine readers in the Los Angeles sprawl for giving their heavily-favored Rams the 2026 Leuthold “Kiss of Death.”

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Your friends and neighbors at the Dee Lake Data Center are excited to invite you and your family to our first annual Labor Day Picnic!

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Fresh off an overtime win at the prestigious Rate Bowl, our Minnesota Golden Gophers will look to add to their streak of nine consecutive bowl victories this year—the longest in the nation.

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For only $150,000, you could own the Miss Chievious, a 1994 Skipperliner 5800 that played a starring role during one of the low points in Minnesota Vikings history.

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An Irish road crew was resurfacing a street that was home to a notorious brothel. A rabbi tipped his hat to the men and entered the house of ill repute.

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An old man enters the confessional. The priest slides open the partition, waits a few seconds, and finally says, “Tell me your sins, my son.”

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Lawns and residents have been baked to a nice golden brown up here in Minneapolis. Complaints about the summer heat have been frequent and annoying.

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Call 1-800-GET-PAID

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We’ve heard a lot of Rich Man/Poor Man jokes recently.

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The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers.

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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

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A man from Texas is vacationing in Seville and spends his day roaming around, taking in the sights. That afternoon, he goes to a fancy restaurant for a meal.

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Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. His family had to use an outhouse.

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In America, football comes in quarters, not halves.

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Hi, I'm George Glover of the Minneapolis Society for Nocturnal Bird Watching.

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A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”

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After having their 11th child, Ole and Lena decided that was enough. So, Ole went to his doctor in Eveleth, MN, and explained the issue.

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Mickey Mouse is in family court seeking a divorce from Minnie.

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The World Cup is about to take North America by storm. Soccer may finally be on the rise here in America thanks to shifting demographics, but its polarization is still alive and well.

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For seven years my staff and I have been getting kids back to the game they love.

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