At Random
June Monsoon
While much of the East broiled to a perfect crispy brown, we started our magical Minnesota summer wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Another Bingo Board!
Soon-to-be first-time parents—they’re so darn cute.
Successful Marriage—From Bob Kargenian
A reporter at a ballgame asked an old guy who was sitting next to his wife, “What’s your secret to 50 years of a happy and successful marriage?”
Another One From Bob! What A Guy!
Two little boys are in a hospital waiting to be prepped for surgery.
At The Sportsbook
Two old men are talking in the sportsbook of a Vegas casino.
We Get Into Bootlegging
Cigarettes are now public enemy number one in our fair city of Minneapolis. At the end of April, the City Council approved a law that requires retailers to sell a pack of cigarettes for a minimum of $15.
The World’s First Degenerative AI Chatbot!
Finally, an AI service for all the deviants and the depraved among us. Our Chatbot will help you with things like:
Dad Jokes For Father’s Day!
My wife screamed, “You haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” Man, what a weird way to start a conversation.
Bring Ya Ass!
Spirits were high in this chunk of flyover country after the Timberwolves’ improbable Game 7 comeback victory over the Denver Nuggets last month.
Moms On A Bench
Three older women were sitting on a bench in Fort Lauderdale...
Bear Hunting
Bob was excited about his new .375 rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He traveled up to Alaska, spotted a large grizzly and shot at it. As the smoke was clearing, there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to see the grizzly.
90th Birthday Surprise
For his 90th birthday, a man’s friends decided to give him a visit from an expensive, high-class call girl.
10 Years Of At Random
Dear readers, we hit a substantial milestone this month. At Random has now rested on my narrow shoulders for an incredible 10 years! [Break for applause.]
Two Small Children
Do you suffer from bouts of severe anxiety? Are the threats of nuclear war, climate change, and new COVID variants too much to handle? Finally, a new treatment is available—ask your doctor if "Two Small Children" are right for you.
Meet the wood of your dreams on Timbr!
Swipe right if you're down to miter. Swipe left to throw it on the scrap pile.
Melee Under the Mistletoe
Just when you thought it was safe to sit down to Holiday dinner, your brother's home timidly presents a continuation of last year's "Doom in the Dining Room."
What is DONTENDITALL XR?
Once-Daily DONTENDITALL XR: Now I'm jumping for JOY!
Everyone Is Talking About Assagenix!
Are YOU ready for financial freedom? Can you feign enthusiasm for a product with no scientific backing?
Public Service Announcement
Earlier this winter, South Dakota officials yanked their public safety campaign that was supposed to raise awareness about driving on icy roads, but instead navigated some peoples’ minds into the gutter.