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May 06 2022
May 06 2022

These Kids Today

  • May 6, 2022

Over the next few weeks, the graduating class of 2022 will swish-swish-swish across stages throughout the country and accept their diplomas. Once the gowns are shed and the futons are crammed into the waiting minivans, the young scholars will face a question that has been posed many, many times before them: “Now what the hell do I do?”

May 06 2022

Practical Skills for Financial Service Professionals

  • May 6, 2022

You’ve dedicated your life to money management. Years of intense studying and work experience have narrowed the focus of your skill set. Your friends and family may have a vague idea of what you do at work, but they certainly know you’re not very useful when it comes to practical, real-world skills.

May 06 2022

Forbes Billionaires List

  • May 6, 2022

Last month, our friends at Forbes released their annual billionaires list for 2022. Our At Random Genealogy Department scoured the 2,668 names and concluded that my Toyota Camry was still a very sensible vehicle choice.

May 06 2022

Harry Neale Starts The NHL Playoffs

  • May 6, 2022

On how he runs practices: “I know my players don’t like my practices, but that’s okay because I don’t like their games.”

May 06 2022

A Priest And A Minister...

  • May 6, 2022

A priest and a minister get into a bad car accident. Both vehicles are demolished but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt.

May 06 2022

Pressing The Flesh

  • May 6, 2022

A U.S. senator was being chauffeured along on a hot summer day in his limousine. Seeing a farmer out in his pasture, the honorable one decided to check in with the grassroots, so to speak.

May 06 2022

Nuclear War

  • May 6, 2022

A young portfolio manager is sitting in a bar one night when a big, burly construction worker sits down next to him. They start talking about Ukraine and eventually the conversation gets to nuclear war.

Apr 06 2022
Apr 06 2022

Brady Returns

  • Apr 6, 2022

Back at the beginning of February, Tom Brady, aka Touchdown Tom and Tom Terrific, joined thousands of other Gen-Xers participating in the Great Resignation.

Apr 06 2022

Southern California’s Premier In-Utero Sports Academy

  • Apr 6, 2022

At our state-of-the-art facility in Santa Clarita, we are committed to providing world-class in-utero training.

Apr 06 2022

Icicles In Beijing

  • Apr 6, 2022

Conditions were cold at the Nordic Ski Venue last month for the Olympic final of the men’s 50km race. Cold enough to delay the race an hour and shorten the course by 40% (but probably not cold enough to impress a Minnesotan).

Apr 06 2022

Bert Blyleven Throws Out The First Pitch

  • Apr 6, 2022

On new beginnings: “The best thing about the new year is your 4.90 ERA disappears and starts back at zero.”

Apr 06 2022

Ole During Lent

  • Apr 6, 2022

Ole was an older, single gentleman who was born and raised a Lutheran. Each Friday night after work, he fired up his outdoor grill and cooked himself some venison. All of Ole’s neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were prohibited from eating meat on Fridays.

Apr 06 2022

A Stroll On The Beach

  • Apr 6, 2022

An older married couple were taking a long stroll on the beach. “Charles, if I passed away would you remarry?” asked the wife.

Apr 06 2022

Pilots At The Bar

  • Apr 6, 2022

A pilot was attending an airline convention. While at the convention’s social hour, he noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him at the bar. He thought, “Wow, I wonder what airline she flies for?”

Mar 05 2022

Cartoon of the Month - March 2022

  • Mar 5, 2022

"Oh no! This is awful!"

Mar 05 2022

War In Europe

  • Mar 5, 2022

In his boldest effort yet to redraw the world map and revive Moscow’s Cold War-era influence, Vladimir Putin launched a massive invasion of Ukraine last month. So far, Vlad has guessed correctly that the appetite for physical confrontation from the West is non-existent.

Mar 05 2022

When It's Enough Already...

  • Mar 5, 2022

From the makers of Children’s Ether comes the soothing aroma of Extra Strength Children’s Chloroform.

Mar 05 2022

A March Check-In With Bob Huggins

  • Mar 5, 2022

On game planning: “Here’s what we’re gonna do. Either they’re gonna get on board with me or I’m gonna leave their asses out there to drown.”