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Cartoon of the Month
Minnesota Mardi Gras
Best Of 2019
2019 is in the books—time to get retrospective!
Walk to End EFMS
Each year, roughly 3 million people are stricken with EFMS. From friends and family to co-workers, the disease is pervasive and indiscriminate across the upper Midwest.
Bundgaard Travel Agency
Hi, I’m Carl Bundgaard; father of five and owner of Bundgaard Travel.
L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law
Have you been wronged by stadium security, Philly police, visiting teams or their fans? Contact me: L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law
Thompson and Son
Proudly serving Minneapolis for 35 years!
Fair Wages Act
A man owned a small deli in Minneapolis. As part of the city’s new Fair Wages Act, the city sent an auditor to interview the owner and inquire about his staff.
The Best Of The Best...
The NYPD, the FBI, and the CIA have each argued that their organization is the most deft apprehender of criminals.
Mystery Man... From Candi Ince
Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted a pants-less man, obviously inebriated, walking in front of them.
Cartoon of the Month - December 2019
"That's odd."
Let’s Not Have Too Much Fun
With the free-swinging, good-time-having state of Utah ditching 3.2% beer at the beginning of last month, our sober, upstanding state of Minnesota became the last part of the union selling the Nanny State suds.
Relationship Land Grab
The holiday season's #1 game is....Relationship Land Grab!
Family Holiday Party BINGO!
At Random’s suggestion to you—grab your favorite cocktail and settle in for a nice game of BINGO.
Scotch Wedding Day… From Barb Tovsen
Two Scotsmen, Glenn and Alec, were sitting in the pub discussing Glenn’s big wedding day.
Enraged Husband... From Jun Zhu
A frantic woman called 911, “Help! My husband caught me in bed with my lover and he’s going berserk! Send the police!”
Prison Escape
Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim.
Cartoon of the Month - November 2019
Extreme Moderates March in Minnesota
2020 Comes Into View
Our never ending election cycle is about to go from a slow simmer to a full rolling boil.
Walk to End EFMS
Each year, roughly 3 million people are stricken with EFMS. From friends and family to co-workers, the disease is pervasive and indiscriminate across the upper Midwest.
Shaq Helps Us Start The NBA Season
“As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.”
Fall Logic Puzzle
Back by tepid demand, a logic puzzle!
The Doctor’s Wife… From Kristen Perleberg
A husband (a successful doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
The Talking Dog... From Scott Opsal
A guy walks into a saloon with a dog under his arm and sets the pup on the bar.
Factory Tour
The president of a firm hired a new manager for their rubber goods factory.
Cartoon of the Month - October 2019
"Juiced baseballs"
A Deluge Of Dingers
Like geology, baseball can be classified in distinct eras—The Dead Ball, Racial Integration, Pitching Dominance, Amphetamines, and Steroids.
Gravis Optical
For 15 years, we’ve outfitted artists, designers, entrepreneurs, and tastemakers with the chunkiest statement frames available.
Earth To Bill “Spaceman” Lee
“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.”
Emily Post Weighs In On Mary Jane
In the last twenty years, public perception of pot has gone from felonious gateway drug to miracle health supplement.
The Old Pilot… From Susan Feist
A World War II Spitfire pilot was speaking in a church, reminiscing about his war experiences.
Fair Wages Act
A man owned a small deli in Minneapolis.
Final Exam... From Jeremy Braband
A college history professor reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.
Cartoon of the Month - September 2019
"Damn it, Jenkins!"
NFL Predictions 2019
After a 17-year hiatus, the rejuvenated Cleveland Browns will advance to the playoffs.
L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law
Have you been wronged by stadium security, Philly police, visiting teams or their fans? Contact me: L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law
2019 At Random NCAA All-Name Team
Whoa, Nellie! Bust out the cornhole and dust off the beer bong, it’s college football time.
Checking In With Coach Bobby Bowden
"That boy don’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades, and that boy don’t know the meaning of a lot of words."
Guess The Animal… From Karen Ellison
The kindergarteners gathered around their teacher for a game of “Guess the Animal.” The first picture the teacher held up was a cat.
From The Archives
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The Armless Patron... From Chun Wang
A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender slid a foaming glass in front of him.