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Jan 07 2020

Cartoon of the Month

  • Jan 7, 2020

Minnesota Mardi Gras

Jan 07 2020

Best Of 2019

  • Jan 7, 2020

2019 is in the books—time to get retrospective!

Jan 07 2020

Walk to End EFMS

  • Jan 7, 2020

Each year, roughly 3 million people are stricken with EFMS. From friends and    family to co-workers, the disease is pervasive and indiscriminate across the upper Midwest.

Jan 07 2020

Bundgaard Travel Agency

  • Jan 7, 2020

Hi, I’m Carl Bundgaard; father of five and owner of Bundgaard Travel.

Jan 07 2020

L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law

  • Jan 7, 2020

Have you been wronged by stadium security, Philly police, visiting teams or their fans? Contact me: L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law

Jan 07 2020

Thompson and Son

  • Jan 7, 2020

Proudly serving Minneapolis for 35 years!

Jan 07 2020

Fair Wages Act

  • Jan 7, 2020

A man owned a small deli in Minneapolis. As part of the city’s new Fair Wages Act, the city sent an auditor to interview the owner and inquire about his staff.

Jan 07 2020

The Best Of The Best...

  • Jan 7, 2020

The NYPD, the FBI, and the CIA have each argued that their organization is the most deft apprehender of criminals.

Jan 07 2020

Mystery Man... From Candi Ince

  • Jan 7, 2020

Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted a pants-less man, obviously inebriated, walking in front of them.

Dec 05 2019
Dec 05 2019

Let’s Not Have Too Much Fun

  • Dec 5, 2019

With the free-swinging, good-time-having state of Utah ditching 3.2% beer at the beginning of last month, our sober, upstanding state of Minnesota became the last part of the union selling the Nanny State suds.

Dec 05 2019

Relationship Land Grab

  • Dec 5, 2019

The holiday season's #1 game is....Relationship Land Grab!

Dec 05 2019

Family Holiday Party BINGO!

  • Dec 5, 2019

At Random’s suggestion to you—grab your favorite cocktail and settle in for a nice game of BINGO.

Dec 05 2019

Scotch Wedding Day… From Barb Tovsen

  • Dec 5, 2019

Two Scotsmen, Glenn and Alec, were sitting in the pub discussing Glenn’s big wedding day.

Dec 05 2019

Enraged Husband... From Jun Zhu

  • Dec 5, 2019

A frantic woman called 911, “Help! My husband caught me in bed with my lover and he’s going berserk! Send the police!”

Dec 05 2019

Prison Escape

  • Dec 5, 2019

Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim.

Nov 07 2019

Cartoon of the Month - November 2019

  • Nov 7, 2019

Extreme Moderates March in Minnesota

Nov 07 2019

2020 Comes Into View

  • Nov 7, 2019

Our never ending election cycle is about to go from a slow simmer to a full rolling boil.

Nov 07 2019

Walk to End EFMS

  • Nov 7, 2019

Each year, roughly 3 million people are stricken with EFMS. From friends and    family to co-workers, the disease is pervasive and indiscriminate across the upper Midwest.

Nov 07 2019

Shaq Helps Us Start The NBA Season

  • Nov 7, 2019

“As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.”

Nov 07 2019

Fall Logic Puzzle

  • Nov 7, 2019

Back by tepid demand, a logic puzzle!

Nov 07 2019

The Doctor’s Wife… From Kristen Perleberg

  • Nov 7, 2019

A husband (a successful doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Nov 07 2019

The Talking Dog... From Scott Opsal

  • Nov 7, 2019

A guy walks into a saloon with a dog under his arm and sets the pup on the bar.

Nov 07 2019

Factory Tour

  • Nov 7, 2019

The president of a firm hired a new manager for their rubber goods factory.

Oct 05 2019
Oct 05 2019

A Deluge Of Dingers

  • Oct 5, 2019

Like geology, baseball can be classified in distinct eras—The Dead Ball, Racial Integration, Pitching Dominance, Amphetamines, and Steroids.

Oct 05 2019

Gravis Optical

  • Oct 5, 2019

For 15 years, we’ve outfitted artists, designers, entrepreneurs, and tastemakers with the chunkiest statement frames available.

Oct 05 2019

Earth To Bill “Spaceman” Lee

  • Oct 5, 2019

“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.”

Oct 05 2019

Emily Post Weighs In On Mary Jane

  • Oct 5, 2019

In the last twenty years, public perception of pot has gone from felonious gateway drug to miracle health supplement.

Oct 05 2019

The Old Pilot… From Susan Feist

  • Oct 5, 2019

A World War II Spitfire pilot was speaking in a church, reminiscing about his war experiences.

Oct 05 2019

Fair Wages Act

  • Oct 5, 2019

A man owned a small deli in Minneapolis.

Oct 05 2019

Final Exam... From Jeremy Braband

  • Oct 5, 2019

A college history professor reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.

Sep 06 2019
Sep 06 2019

NFL Predictions 2019

  • Sep 6, 2019

After a 17-year hiatus, the rejuvenated Cleveland Browns will advance to the playoffs.

Sep 06 2019

L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law

  • Sep 6, 2019

Have you been wronged by stadium security, Philly police, visiting teams or their fans? Contact me: L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law

Sep 06 2019

2019 At Random NCAA All-Name Team

  • Sep 6, 2019

Whoa, Nellie! Bust out the cornhole and dust off the beer bong, it’s college football time.

Sep 06 2019

Checking In With Coach Bobby Bowden

  • Sep 6, 2019

"That boy don’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades, and that boy don’t know the meaning of a lot of words."

Sep 06 2019

Guess The Animal… From Karen Ellison

  • Sep 6, 2019

The kindergarteners gathered around their teacher for a game of “Guess the Animal.” The first picture the teacher held up was a cat.

Sep 06 2019

From The Archives

  • Sep 6, 2019

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

Sep 06 2019

The Armless Patron... From Chun Wang

  • Sep 6, 2019

A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender slid a foaming glass in front of him.