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Sep 06 2019
Sep 06 2019

NFL Predictions 2019

  • Sep 6, 2019

After a 17-year hiatus, the rejuvenated Cleveland Browns will advance to the playoffs.

Sep 06 2019

L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law

  • Sep 6, 2019

Have you been wronged by stadium security, Philly police, visiting teams or their fans? Contact me: L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law

Sep 06 2019

2019 At Random NCAA All-Name Team

  • Sep 6, 2019

Whoa, Nellie! Bust out the cornhole and dust off the beer bong, it’s college football time.

Sep 06 2019

Checking In With Coach Bobby Bowden

  • Sep 6, 2019

"That boy don’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades, and that boy don’t know the meaning of a lot of words."

Sep 06 2019

Guess The Animal… From Karen Ellison

  • Sep 6, 2019

The kindergarteners gathered around their teacher for a game of “Guess the Animal.” The first picture the teacher held up was a cat.

Sep 06 2019

From The Archives

  • Sep 6, 2019

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

Sep 06 2019

The Armless Patron... From Chun Wang

  • Sep 6, 2019

A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender slid a foaming glass in front of him.

Aug 06 2019

Cartoon of the Month - August 2019

  • Aug 6, 2019

Clothing Optional Beach

Aug 06 2019

Topless In Duluth

  • Aug 6, 2019

Two hours north of Minneapolis, the “rough-around-the-edges” town of Duluth is becoming a little more like the French Riviera this summer.

Aug 06 2019

Thompson and Son

  • Aug 6, 2019

Proudly serving Minneapolis for 35 years!

Aug 06 2019

Pet Sounds Revisited

  • Aug 6, 2019

A pig says “oink.” A cow says “moo.” A horse says “neigh.”

Aug 06 2019

George Will On Baseball

  • Aug 6, 2019

“All I remember about my wedding day in 1967 is that the Cubs lost a double-header.”

Aug 06 2019

Let’s Stick It To The Lawyers!

  • Aug 6, 2019

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

Aug 06 2019

Spousal Diaries... From Glenn Larson

  • Aug 6, 2019

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

Jul 03 2019
Jul 03 2019

Still Have All Your Digits?

  • Jul 3, 2019

Whether you were chasing the kids at the beach or drinking yourself into oblivion in your hammock, we hope you enjoyed your Fourth of July holiday.

Jul 03 2019

AR Liquor Summer Sale!

  • Jul 3, 2019

Your giant ass hasn't mowed the lawn in years. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a cold one.

Jul 03 2019

Norm MacDonald Had Some Jokes

  • Jul 3, 2019

Four of the top-five NFL-draft picks were offensive tackles—which is a great thing to tell your wife as the love drains from her eyes.

Jul 03 2019

Fishing-Trip Logic Puzzle

  • Jul 3, 2019

Four friends went on their annual fishing trip this past weekend.

Jul 03 2019

After The Round—From Greg Swenson

  • Jul 3, 2019

Tom was sitting in the clubhouse after playing a round. He looked upset.

Jul 03 2019

The Bowl Of Chili—From Darrin Homme

  • Jul 3, 2019

A cowboy walks into a café, sits at the lunch counter and orders a bowl of chili.

Jul 03 2019

A Couple Ole Jokes From the Archives

  • Jul 3, 2019

Ole showed up for work at the plant with two black eyes. His coworker asked him what happened.

Jul 03 2019

Fishing-Trip Logic Puzzle [ANSWERS]

  • Jul 3, 2019

Answers to the Fish-Trip Logic Puzzle.

Jun 07 2019

Cartoon of the Month - June 2019

  • Jun 7, 2019

Here's you Beyond Burger...

Jun 07 2019

Beyond Grilling

  • Jun 7, 2019

Ah, summertime! Folksy small-town parades, the crack of the baseball bat and, of course, the smell of meatless meat grilling on the barbeque.

Jun 07 2019

Bundgaard Travel Agency

  • Jun 7, 2019

Hi, I’m Carl Bundgaard; father of five and owner of Bundgaard Travel.

Jun 07 2019

John Daly Lets It Rip

  • Jun 7, 2019

Why fans love John Daly: “I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again.”

Jun 07 2019

The Things We Leave Behind

  • Jun 7, 2019

It’s a story every generation can tell. You move out of your folks’ place and what’s the first thing they do? They throw away all the stuff you couldn’t fit into your crappy car.

Jun 07 2019

From The Archives—The Family Pig

  • Jun 7, 2019

A traveling salesman stays overnight with a farm family. When the family gathers to eat there’s a pig seated at the table.

Jun 07 2019

Some Solid Dad Jokes For Father’s Day

  • Jun 7, 2019

I’m reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen.

Jun 07 2019

Attention Summer Campers!

  • Jun 7, 2019

We are quite concerned about the rash of recent media reports of bear attacks.

May 06 2019
May 06 2019

The Avengers!

  • May 6, 2019

The global pandemic known as Avenger’s Fever is showing few signs of abating.

May 06 2019
May 06 2019

Earth Day 2019

  • May 6, 2019

Earth Day was celebrated on April 22nd. Hopefully you were able to stop staring at one of your many screens and appreciate the wonder that is Earth.

May 06 2019

Pearls Of Wisdom... From Earl Weaver

  • May 6, 2019

“Don’t worry, the fans don’t start booing until July.”

May 06 2019

My Favorite Contribution From “Perk” Perkins

  • May 6, 2019

Sadly, we report the passing of Minnesota investing-legend Richard “Perk” Perkins. Perk was a good friend, both of our founder, Steve Leuthold, and our firm.

May 06 2019

Mystery Man... From Candi Ince

  • May 6, 2019

Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted a pants-less man, obviously inebriated, walking in front of them.

May 06 2019

Career Change... From Bob Kargenian

  • May 6, 2019

After 20 years in practice, the rigors of the job just got to be too much for a proctologist.