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Ice Fishing Report
Brutally cold temperatures in January combined with very little snow—about one-fourth of New Orleans’ monthly snowfall—have created the perfect conditions for ice fishing here in Minnesota.
Bachelors' Furniture - Presidents Day Sale
As a single man, you have no interest in furnishing your living space.
Curt Cignetti Marks The End Of Football Season
On attracting recruits to Indiana: “It’s pretty simple, I win. Google me.”
More Middle-Aged Fantasy Hotline Theater
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Ice Fishing Trip
Four fellas from Mankato went ice fishing up in Northern Minnesota. To save a little money, they rented a small cabin that had only two bedrooms.
A New Social Media
An older gentleman with no smartphone or computer kept hearing about Facebook and Twitter from his friends and relatives.
Meeting The Fiancée
A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents. After dinner, the father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink.
Best of 2024
2024 and yet another holiday-eating season has come and gone! We hope that your gout is at bay and your self-worth is still somewhat intact.
Attention Dads!
Tubing season is still here! Make use of the one avenue you have to punish your kids!
Re-Elect Cal Stevenson for Congress!
I thought I’d share with you that a growing number of psychologists and scientists believe that free will is an illusion.
A GLP-1 Christmas
We are in the midst of yet another Holiday Eating Season. Thanks to the proliferation of the miracle GLP-1 weight-loss medications, holiday parties might be quite different this year.
Blessed Are The Peacemakers
24 Emotional Powderkegs: One Delicious Dinner
2024 Holiday Bingo!
It’s that time of year!
The Bus Crash
In October, a busload of politicians was speeding down a country road on the way to a big walleye supper in Bemidji.
The Stowaway
A despondent young woman in New York decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. As she was about to jump from the pier, a handsome young man grabbed her wrist.
You Get Dad Jokes For Christmas!
I’m giving up drinking until Christmas. Sorry, bad punctuation.
The Rise Of The Inflatables
Has your neighborhood embraced giant, inflatable holiday decorations? Over the last ten years or so, there’s been a remarkable proliferation of those kitschy, bobbing nylon bags.
What An Election!
I am truly humbled to be re-elected as your representative in Congress.
North Korean Party Slogans
As we say farewell to the endless political attack ads here at home, let’s take a look at some good old-fashioned socialist-propaganda slogans produced by North Korea.