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Jan 06 2023

Cartoon of the Month - January 2023

  • Jan 6, 2023

"Give me $300 on Denver..."

Jan 06 2023

Best of 2022

  • Jan 6, 2023

2022 is in the books! Asset classes of every sort took it on the chin as the worst inflation in a generation lingered like a fart in a hot car. But it wasn’t all bad, right?

Jan 06 2023

Come back downtown… Please?

  • Jan 6, 2023

Hi, I’m Carl Jensen, President of the Downtown Council. I’m here to remind you that Downtown is ready and waiting for you to return!

Jan 06 2023

When It's Enough Already...

  • Jan 6, 2023

From the makers of Children’s Ether comes the soothing aroma of Extra Strength Children’s Chloroform.

Jan 06 2023

Practical Skills for Financial Service Professionals

  • Jan 6, 2023

You’ve dedicated your life to money management. Years of intense studying and work experience have narrowed the focus of your skill set. Your friends and family may have a vague idea of what you do at work, but they certainly know you’re not very useful when it comes to practical, real-world skills.

Jan 06 2023

DPRK Pickleball Circuit

  • Jan 6, 2023

This Summer, the world’s elite Pickleball players converge on the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea to battle for the richest purse in the sport’s history.

Jan 06 2023

Two Small Children

  • Jan 6, 2023

Do you suffer from bouts of severe anxiety? Are the threats of nuclear war, climate change, and new COVID variants too much to handle? Finally, a new treatment is available—ask your doctor if "Two Small Children" are right for you.

Dec 06 2022

Cartoon of the Month - December 2022

  • Dec 6, 2022

"Man, a drink would really help..."

Dec 06 2022

World Cup ‘22

  • Dec 6, 2022

Team USA’s participation in the World Cup has come to a disappointing end. I mean, aren’t we supposed to be #1 in everything?

Dec 06 2022

At Random Holiday Liquor Sale

  • Dec 6, 2022

Thanks to a recent state legislature     oversight, we now    carry THC-infused beer! These brews are       perfect for those who want an unsatisfactory experience with both  intoxicants.

Dec 06 2022

2022 Holiday Bingo!

  • Dec 6, 2022

It’s that time of year again! Shake out that sweater your wife tells you to wear because it’s time for the family holiday-party circuit.

Dec 06 2022

Final Thoughts

  • Dec 6, 2022

Three members of the church Men’s Club were asked by their priest, “When you’re in your casket, and friends, family, and members of the congregation are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?” 

Dec 06 2022

The Pedestrian

  • Dec 6, 2022

An eight-year-old boy was walking down the road when a car pulled up. “If you get in,” the driver said, “I’ll give you $10 and a piece of candy.” The boy refused and kept walking. 

Dec 06 2022

Up In Heaven

  • Dec 6, 2022

Jesus was strolling through Heaven when he saw an old man sitting on a cloud, staring into the distance. “Old man,” said Jesus, “This is Heaven! Why are you so sad?”

Dec 06 2022

Relatively Speaking

  • Dec 6, 2022

Sven and Ole were sitting around talking over a few cold beers.

Nov 04 2022
Nov 04 2022

A Third Party?

  • Nov 4, 2022

Campaign season is mercifully drawing to a close next week. The currently pervasive attack and scaremongering ads will soon be replaced by good-old soda, truck, and insurance spots.

Nov 04 2022

Patriarchal Tariffs i.e. “The Dad Tax”

  • Nov 4, 2022

Pursuant to I.R.C. § 4461 -  dependents of any age must forfeit between 10-30% of any portion or all of their meals to their father upon request.

Nov 04 2022

Bret Bielema

  • Nov 4, 2022

On values and standards in his program: “I love when I hear about these programs that have five goals posted up in the locker room. And No. 1 is no guns. Well, no s#!t.”

Nov 04 2022

Taco Bell Bonanza

  • Nov 4, 2022

Inflation is bad, we all know that. But has it gotten so extreme that traditionally-inexpensive, fast food is now out of reach for most consumers?