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Jul 03 2019
Jul 03 2019

Still Have All Your Digits?

  • Jul 3, 2019

Whether you were chasing the kids at the beach or drinking yourself into oblivion in your hammock, we hope you enjoyed your Fourth of July holiday.

Jul 03 2019

AR Liquor Summer Sale!

  • Jul 3, 2019

Your giant ass hasn't mowed the lawn in years. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a cold one.

Jul 03 2019

Norm MacDonald Had Some Jokes

  • Jul 3, 2019

Four of the top-five NFL-draft picks were offensive tackles—which is a great thing to tell your wife as the love drains from her eyes.

Jul 03 2019

Fishing-Trip Logic Puzzle

  • Jul 3, 2019

Four friends went on their annual fishing trip this past weekend.

Jul 03 2019

After The Round—From Greg Swenson

  • Jul 3, 2019

Tom was sitting in the clubhouse after playing a round. He looked upset.

Jul 03 2019

The Bowl Of Chili—From Darrin Homme

  • Jul 3, 2019

A cowboy walks into a café, sits at the lunch counter and orders a bowl of chili.

Jul 03 2019

A Couple Ole Jokes From the Archives

  • Jul 3, 2019

Ole showed up for work at the plant with two black eyes. His coworker asked him what happened.

Jul 03 2019

Fishing-Trip Logic Puzzle [ANSWERS]

  • Jul 3, 2019

Answers to the Fish-Trip Logic Puzzle.

Jun 07 2019

Cartoon of the Month - June 2019

  • Jun 7, 2019

Here's you Beyond Burger...

Jun 07 2019

Beyond Grilling

  • Jun 7, 2019

Ah, summertime! Folksy small-town parades, the crack of the baseball bat and, of course, the smell of meatless meat grilling on the barbeque.

Jun 07 2019

Bundgaard Travel Agency

  • Jun 7, 2019

Hi, I’m Carl Bundgaard; father of five and owner of Bundgaard Travel.

Jun 07 2019

John Daly Lets It Rip

  • Jun 7, 2019

Why fans love John Daly: “I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again.”

Jun 07 2019

The Things We Leave Behind

  • Jun 7, 2019

It’s a story every generation can tell. You move out of your folks’ place and what’s the first thing they do? They throw away all the stuff you couldn’t fit into your crappy car.

Jun 07 2019

From The Archives—The Family Pig

  • Jun 7, 2019

A traveling salesman stays overnight with a farm family. When the family gathers to eat there’s a pig seated at the table.

Jun 07 2019

Some Solid Dad Jokes For Father’s Day

  • Jun 7, 2019

I’m reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen.

Jun 07 2019

Attention Summer Campers!

  • Jun 7, 2019

We are quite concerned about the rash of recent media reports of bear attacks.

May 06 2019
May 06 2019

The Avengers!

  • May 6, 2019

The global pandemic known as Avenger’s Fever is showing few signs of abating.

May 06 2019
May 06 2019

Earth Day 2019

  • May 6, 2019

Earth Day was celebrated on April 22nd. Hopefully you were able to stop staring at one of your many screens and appreciate the wonder that is Earth.

May 06 2019

Pearls Of Wisdom... From Earl Weaver

  • May 6, 2019

“Don’t worry, the fans don’t start booing until July.”

May 06 2019

My Favorite Contribution From “Perk” Perkins

  • May 6, 2019

Sadly, we report the passing of Minnesota investing-legend Richard “Perk” Perkins. Perk was a good friend, both of our founder, Steve Leuthold, and our firm.

May 06 2019

Mystery Man... From Candi Ince

  • May 6, 2019

Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted a pants-less man, obviously inebriated, walking in front of them.

May 06 2019

Career Change... From Bob Kargenian

  • May 6, 2019

After 20 years in practice, the rigors of the job just got to be too much for a proctologist.

Apr 03 2019

Road To The Final Four

  • Apr 3, 2019

Metaphorical potholes...

Apr 03 2019

Final Four In Minneapolis

  • Apr 3, 2019

The road to the Final Four ends right here in Minneapolis on Monday night.

Apr 03 2019

Space Force

  • Apr 3, 2019

It's time to answer the call...

Apr 03 2019

Letter To The Editor—College Admissions Scandal

  • Apr 3, 2019

You are no doubt thinking of ways to parody the recent college admissions scandal.

Apr 03 2019

Baseball Logic Puzzle

  • Apr 3, 2019

Let’s celebrate the return of baseball with a logic puzzle!

Apr 03 2019

From The Archives… Lenten Ole

  • Apr 3, 2019

Ole was born and raised a Lutheran. Each Friday night after work, he fired up his outdoor grill and cooked himself a venison steak.

Apr 03 2019

The Best Of The Best... From Jeremy Braband

  • Apr 3, 2019

The NYPD, the FBI and the CIA have each argued that their organization is the most deft apprehender of criminals.

Apr 03 2019

The Human Cannonball… From Candi Ince

  • Apr 3, 2019

After thirty years of performing, Gino the human cannonball decided to call it a career.

Mar 07 2019
Mar 07 2019

Mardi Gras 2019

  • Mar 7, 2019

The last four weeks have brought more than three feet of snow and record-low temperatures to this patch of fly-over country.

Mar 07 2019

NNFL

  • Mar 7, 2019

There's only one football league that matters, The NNFL!

Mar 07 2019

Some Hardcourt Wisdom From Abe Lemons

  • Mar 7, 2019

Words of wisdom from Abe Lemons

Mar 07 2019

Surviving R. Kraft

  • Mar 7, 2019

In this month’s episode of powerful men behaving badly...

Mar 07 2019

From The Archives… Last Request

  • Mar 7, 2019

After seeing his doctor one morning, a man returns home to his wife.

Mar 07 2019

Engine Trouble... From “Perk” Perkins

  • Mar 7, 2019

Two hours into a flight from Los Angeles to Honolulu, the captain announced...