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Iran So Far Away
In June, much to the dismay of peaceniks on the left and ardent isolationists on the right, the U.S. dipped its toes into another foreign conflict. The success of that mission is still very much in question and, surprisingly, repercussions have been limited.
Three Finger Eddie's 5th of July Sale!
Keep that patriotic spirit going through the rest of the summer!
Golfer Max Homa Is A Funny Guy
Had a few caddies hit me up recently hoping to team up. They heard they usually get weekends off which is apparently a great selling point.
Another “Onion” Article
At a neighbor’s 45th birthday party last Friday, Dennis Murphy—the neighborhood jokester—couldn’t resist cracking, “Wow, Kevin, 45 years old! What was the Depression like, Grandpa?”
The Milkman
A woman read an article that claimed bathing in milk would make her skin beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons.
The New Doctors
Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
In The Courtroom
A shackled man is brought before a judge in a crowded courtroom.
Summer Vacation!
“No more pencils, no more books. No more teachers’ dirty looks. Out for summer, out ‘till fall. We might not come back at all.”
The Parental Affirmation See and Say
Do you struggle with your children's lack of gratitude?
Dad Jokes For Father’s Day!
Two telecom executives got married. The wedding was OK but the reception was incredible.
More Middle-Aged Fantasy-Hotline Theater
Thank you for calling the Middle-Aged Fantasy Hotline, one of our specially trained operators will be with you shortly.
Best Of Jokes—From Bob Kargenian
Last month, we ran a bra-shopping joke submitted by our good friend, Bob Kargenian of TABR Capital Management. Embarrassingly, the punch line was cut off in the hard copy version.
In The Navy (Bob Kargenian)
An Admiral visits one of the ships under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew, he was impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.
Perspective (Bob Kargenian)
Next time you’re feeling down, remember that life is all about perspective.
The Rye Bread (Bob Kargenian)
Two old guys, one aged 80 and the other aged 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
We’re Moving!
Like many pioneers before us, The Leuthold Group is pulling up stakes and heading West.
Micro-Flavor Blast!
Award-winning flavored microplastics that bring the taste back to your food.
A New American!
After an arduous slog through our nation’s bureaucratic system, Leuthold’s very own Maria Holliday-Mitchell became a naturalized U.S. citizen last month.
Keith Richards Will Bury Us All
On dental care: “Miraculously, due to abstinence and prayer, my teeth grew back.”
Swiss Encounter
A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a street corner where two American tourists are standing.
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