At Random
The Avengers!
The global pandemic known as Avenger’s Fever is showing few signs of abating.
Earth Day 2019
Earth Day was celebrated on April 22nd. Hopefully you were able to stop staring at one of your many screens and appreciate the wonder that is Earth.
Pearls Of Wisdom... From Earl Weaver
“Don’t worry, the fans don’t start booing until July.”
My Favorite Contribution From “Perk” Perkins
Sadly, we report the passing of Minnesota investing-legend Richard “Perk” Perkins. Perk was a good friend, both of our founder, Steve Leuthold, and our firm.
Mystery Man... From Candi Ince
Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted a pants-less man, obviously inebriated, walking in front of them.
Career Change... From Bob Kargenian
After 20 years in practice, the rigors of the job just got to be too much for a proctologist.
Road To The Final Four
Metaphorical potholes...
Final Four In Minneapolis
The road to the Final Four ends right here in Minneapolis on Monday night.
Space Force
It's time to answer the call...
Letter To The Editor—College Admissions Scandal
You are no doubt thinking of ways to parody the recent college admissions scandal.
Baseball Logic Puzzle
Let’s celebrate the return of baseball with a logic puzzle!
From The Archives… Lenten Ole
Ole was born and raised a Lutheran. Each Friday night after work, he fired up his outdoor grill and cooked himself a venison steak.
The Best Of The Best... From Jeremy Braband
The NYPD, the FBI and the CIA have each argued that their organization is the most deft apprehender of criminals.
The Human Cannonball… From Candi Ince
After thirty years of performing, Gino the human cannonball decided to call it a career.
Cartoon of the Month - March 2019
Minnesota Mardi Gras
Mardi Gras 2019
The last four weeks have brought more than three feet of snow and record-low temperatures to this patch of fly-over country.
Some Hardcourt Wisdom From Abe Lemons
Words of wisdom from Abe Lemons
Surviving R. Kraft
In this month’s episode of powerful men behaving badly...
From The Archives… Last Request
After seeing his doctor one morning, a man returns home to his wife.
Engine Trouble... From “Perk” Perkins
Two hours into a flight from Los Angeles to Honolulu, the captain announced...
Social Security From Scott Weeldreyer
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
Cartoon of the Month - February 2019
Phil Segner's Billionaire Divorcee Therapy Group
AR Becomes Part Of The Solution
I was saddened to hear, that after 25 years of marriage in a common property state, Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos were headed for divorce.
Magnolia Boutique
Hi, I’m Marge Gustafson, proprietor of Magnolia Boutique.
The Predictive Power Of Vegetables!
January reminded us that there’s often a fuzzy line between soothsaying and asset management.
Coach Rick Majerus Weighs In
On rumors about being a candidate for a new coaching job...
The Gas Station... From Scott Weeldreyer
A gas station owner in Northern Minnesota was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign.
Sunday Morning... From George Constantine
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie flew to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
From The Archives… The Seatbelt
An old rancher in Montana hates to wear his seatbelt.
Cartoon of the Month - January 2019
President Trump's bone spurs pick the absolute worst time to resurface.
Best Of 2018
Well, 2018 is in the books. The market was in the tank. We continued to judge—singing, dancing, baking, cooking, entrepreneurship.
New Parents...
You have raised a well-adjusted child in a world full of violence, disease, and overwhelming competition. You're full of questions and trepidation.
Hedonic Treadmills
Introducing the Series 42 treadmill by Hedonic - running in place will never be the same!
Do you need a stadium?
Do you need a stadium? Come to the Twin Cities - WE CAN'T SAY NO!
Trade War Monopoly
As our protectionist president attempts to snuff out the many benefits of globalization, the makers of Monopoly have decided to incorporate the trade war into their classic board game.
President Trump Reviews The Classics... Again
PBS recently asked the public to vote for their favorite work of fiction in “The Great American Read.”
Slayer In Minneapolis
Thrash metal aficionados here in Minneapolis were recently treated to a tour stop by the band Slayer.