At Random
Maybe My Favorite “Ole” Joke From The Archives
Ole was working at the walleye processing plant when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.
Friendship From George Constantine
Friendships among women and men are different.
The Pastor’s Family From Scott Weeldreyer
The pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.
Beer Flag, Bro!
A handful of hard-drinking Ohioans spent the better part of June pursuing an ambitious goal—an American flag mosaic made up of 2,028 empty Budweiser, Bud Light, and Miller Lite cans.
Pete Rose, Quite A Guy
In the 1970 MLB All-Star Game, Pete Rose absolutely demolished Ray Fosse in a now infamous play at home plate.
Trade War Monopoly
As our protectionist president attempts to snuff out the many benefits of globalization, the makers of Monopoly have decided to incorporate the trade war into their classic board game.
Let’s Talk About Trampolines
As a new parent, I’m being introduced to the new acceptable boundaries of play for children.
Cartoon of the Month - August 2018
So, why are you selling it?
Navajo Wisdom From George Semb
Lisa was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
The Birds And Bees From Bob Kargenian
Eight-year-old Hunter was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
From The Dusty Archives
I think this joke fits in nicely with the Slayer bit…
Baseball Wisdom From Leo “The Lip” Durocher
“I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.”
Slayer In Minneapolis
Thrash metal aficionados here in Minneapolis were recently treated to a tour stop by the band Slayer.
Do you need a stadium?
Do you need a stadium? Come to the Twin Cities - WE CAN'T SAY NO!
Adios Swimsuit Competition
Just as Minnesotans were digging through bottom drawers trying to find their gently-used beach attire, our state’s own Gretchen Carlson announced an end to the swimsuit portion of the Miss America pageant.
Cartoon of the Month - July 2018
Gary had mixed feelings...
Fun At The Airport From George Constantine
A crowded Delta Air Lines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
From The Dusty Archives...
While seated at the local old tavern, a husband leaned over and asked his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern. You leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”
Miguel Angel Jimenez Puts It All Into Perspective
Known for his unique stretching routines and bon vivant lifestyle, Spanish golfer Miguel Angel Jimenez might have it all figured out.
Horton’s, Here’s A Poo!
Frequent readers of this staid and august section have noted our many reports and subsequent commentary on all matters fecal.
Preston Carnegie-Rothschild III
Dear Sirs of Chemical Bank...
The Land Of The Midnight Sun
Millions of Minnesotans have emerged from their dens. They squint and rub their eyes as they adjust to the natural sunlight.
Cartoon of the Month - June 2018
"And somehow you managed to forget our anniversary..."
The Morning Briefing From Perk Perkins
A U.S. Army General was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.
The Italian Mistress From George Constantine
For several years, a married man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
Bone Up For 2019’s New Golf Rules
A fella can briefly escape the rigors of family life and political correctness for only $40.
Hang A Star On These Calls From Jerry Coleman
He wasn’t called the best color-man in the league for nothing, folks.
Hedonic Treadmills
Introducing the Series 42 treadmill by Hedonic - running in place will never be the same!
Moving Day!
In what was no small undertaking, The Leuthold Group has moved!
Cartoon of the Month - May 2018
Mayfly Financial Planning
The Costco Doctor From Perk Perkins
One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.”
Dale Robinson’s #MeToo Moment
The recent flood of sexual abuse and harassment allegations have destroyed many a man. It is, of course, a very serious matter, but once in a while they get out of tune.
Look What We Found On Craigslist
Seeking Lead Attorney for Difficult Client
Women Get Their Say On Marriage
Sorry I was late. I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband.
New Parents...
You have raised a well-adjusted child in a world full of violence, disease, and overwhelming competition. You're full of questions and trepidation.
Take Your Kids To Work Day!
Mark your calendars, April 26th is the always-entertaining “Take Your Kids To Work Day.”
Take Your Child To Work Day 2050
Can't you just get a human to do this?
Roger And The Blonde—From Dale Robinson
Looking to tie a few on, Roger visited a neighborhood pub.
The Sicilian Cow—From Bob Kargenian
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk.
Winter Gets Kinda Long In Minnesota
Move over Elton John and Kim Jong-Un, there’s a new Rocket Man in Central Minnesota.