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N.A. Holidays
Always the social scientist, I’ve noticed a growing theme with family holiday parties over the past few years.
Attention CEOs!
Is poor company performance putting your eight-figure bonus in jeopardy?
2025 Holiday Bingo!
It’s that time of year! The family holiday-party circuit is upon us.
At The Dentist
A man went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist sets out a large syringe and needle for numbing.
An American In London
An American tourist in London is in desperate need of a toilet.
Church Bells
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
Halloween Candy Shenanigans
Buying Halloween candy as an adult is very similar to money laundering. Hear me out.
What Goes in the Dryer?
One husband. One washer.
More Middle-Aged Fantasy-Hotline Theater
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Muhammad Ali Had A Way With Words
“I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.”
A Fancy Feast
A woman was enjoying a good game of golf with her girlfriends when she said...
Building A House
Sven and Ole were working on the rafters of a new house.
The Amendments!
You’ve heard a lot about the First Amendment over the last few weeks. In recent history, free speech in this country was virtually the exclusive rally cry of the Right.
Re-Elect Tom Chapman for Mayor
My first term has been a resounding success. Our city’s economy is booming and crime is down across the board.
Wisdom From Coach Bob Green
On his education: “I got a 6 on the ACT in 1967. One time I got an A and my grandma beat me for cheating.”
After Three Years, Still Missing Norm MacDonald
Nobody tells me what I can or can’t eat, least of all some guy who’s job is labeling packets of silica gel.
Rooster For Sale
A farmer places a sign at the end of his driveway that said, “Rooster For Sale.”
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