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Oct 05 2018

U of M Homecoming

  • Oct 5, 2018

Welcome Alumni!

Oct 05 2018

Homecoming 2018

  • Oct 5, 2018

We’re in the thick of Homecoming season. From the Black Bears in Maine to the Golden Bears in California, alumni across the country are returning to their centers of higher learning for football, food, and school spirt.

Oct 05 2018

MN Department of Transportation

  • Oct 5, 2018

Congratulations! You've advanced to the personality questionnaire of the Minnesota Depoartment of Transportation interview process.

Oct 05 2018

Save Us Berenstain Bears!

  • Oct 5, 2018

If you grew up, or were a new parent, in the 1980s, you’re undoubtedly familiar with the Berenstain Bears books.

Oct 05 2018

Learn Spanish With Maria

  • Oct 5, 2018

Maria Holliday-Mitchell, the firm’s bi-lingual administrative assistant, would like to provide a few helpful Spanish phrases to gringos traveling in Latin America.

Oct 05 2018

Another Ole Joke From The Archives

  • Oct 5, 2018

Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods.

Oct 05 2018

And One More… (Send Me Some Jokes!)

  • Oct 5, 2018

Ole was on his deathbed and called his wife Lena to his side.

Oct 05 2018

Speeding Drivers from George Constantine

  • Oct 5, 2018

Farmer Jack lived way out in the country on a rural highway.

Sep 07 2018

President Trump's Bone Spurs

  • Sep 7, 2018

President Trump's bone spurs pick the absolute wrong time to resurface.

Sep 07 2018

NFL Predictions 2018

  • Sep 7, 2018

The city of Los Angeles, void of a professional football team just two years ago, will send both of its franchises to the 2019 Super Bowl.

Sep 07 2018

Election 2018

  • Sep 7, 2018

At Random’s Phil Segner Interviews Pete Peterson, Congressman for Minnesota’s 9th District

Sep 07 2018

2018 At Random All-Name Team

  • Sep 7, 2018

Once again we scoured the 129 FBS rosters for the 2018 “At Random All-Name Team.”

Sep 07 2018

Let’s Check In With Coach Les Miles

  • Sep 7, 2018

“When I wake up in the morning and I turn film on, it’s like reading a book and it’s exciting."

Sep 07 2018

Rye Bread From Bob Kargenian

  • Sep 7, 2018

An 80-year-old man was sitting on a park bench one morning.

Sep 07 2018

From The Archives… Sex Frogs

  • Sep 7, 2018

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.

Aug 07 2018

Cartoon of the Month - August 2018

  • Aug 7, 2018

So, why are you selling it?

Aug 07 2018

Let’s Talk About Trampolines

  • Aug 7, 2018

As a new parent, I’m being introduced to the new acceptable boundaries of play for children.

Aug 07 2018

Trade War Monopoly

  • Aug 7, 2018

As our protectionist president attempts to snuff out the many benefits of globalization, the makers of Monopoly have decided to incorporate the trade war into their classic board game.

Aug 07 2018

Pete Rose, Quite A Guy

  • Aug 7, 2018

In the 1970 MLB All-Star Game, Pete Rose absolutely demolished Ray Fosse in a now infamous play at home plate.

Aug 07 2018

Beer Flag, Bro!

  • Aug 7, 2018

A handful of hard-drinking Ohioans spent the better part of June pursuing an ambitious goal—an American flag mosaic made up of 2,028 empty Budweiser, Bud Light, and Miller Lite cans.

Aug 07 2018

The Pastor’s Family From Scott Weeldreyer

  • Aug 7, 2018

The pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.

Aug 07 2018

Friendship From George Constantine

  • Aug 7, 2018

Friendships among women and men are different.

Aug 07 2018

Maybe My Favorite “Ole” Joke From The Archives

  • Aug 7, 2018

Ole was working at the walleye processing plant when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.

Jul 06 2018

Cartoon of the Month - July 2018

  • Jul 6, 2018

Gary had mixed feelings...

Jul 06 2018

Adios Swimsuit Competition

  • Jul 6, 2018

Just as Minnesotans were digging through bottom drawers trying to find their gently-used beach attire, our state’s own Gretchen Carlson announced an end to the swimsuit portion of the Miss America pageant.

Jul 06 2018

Do you need a stadium?

  • Jul 6, 2018

Do you need a stadium? Come to the Twin Cities - WE CAN'T SAY NO!

Jul 06 2018

Slayer In Minneapolis

  • Jul 6, 2018

Thrash metal aficionados here in Minneapolis were recently treated to a tour stop by the band Slayer.

Jul 06 2018

Baseball Wisdom From Leo “The Lip” Durocher

  • Jul 6, 2018

“I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.”

Jul 06 2018

From The Dusty Archives

  • Jul 6, 2018

I think this joke fits in nicely with the Slayer bit…

Jul 06 2018

The Birds And Bees From Bob Kargenian

  • Jul 6, 2018

Eight-year-old Hunter was staying with his grandfather for a few days.

Jul 06 2018

Navajo Wisdom From George Semb

  • Jul 6, 2018

Lisa was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

Jun 07 2018

Cartoon of the Month - June 2018

  • Jun 7, 2018

"And somehow you managed to forget our anniversary..."

Jun 07 2018

The Land Of The Midnight Sun

  • Jun 7, 2018

Millions of Minnesotans have emerged from their dens. They squint and rub their eyes as they adjust to the natural sunlight.

Jun 07 2018

Preston Carnegie-Rothschild III

  • Jun 7, 2018

Dear Sirs of Chemical Bank...

Jun 07 2018

Horton’s, Here’s A Poo!

  • Jun 7, 2018

Frequent readers of this staid and august section have noted our many reports and subsequent commentary on all matters fecal.

Jun 07 2018

Miguel Angel Jimenez Puts It All Into Perspective

  • Jun 7, 2018

Known for his unique stretching routines and bon vivant lifestyle, Spanish golfer Miguel Angel Jimenez might have it all figured out.

Jun 07 2018

From The Dusty Archives...

  • Jun 7, 2018

While seated at the local old tavern, a husband leaned over and asked his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern. You leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”

Jun 07 2018

Fun At The Airport From George Constantine

  • Jun 7, 2018

A crowded Delta Air Lines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

May 04 2018

Cartoon of the Month - May 2018

  • May 4, 2018

Mayfly Financial Planning

May 04 2018

Moving Day!

  • May 4, 2018

In what was no small undertaking, The Leuthold Group has moved!