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Cartoon of the Month - November 2019
Extreme Moderates March in Minnesota
2020 Comes Into View
Our never ending election cycle is about to go from a slow simmer to a full rolling boil.
Walk to End EFMS
Each year, roughly 3 million people are stricken with EFMS. From friends and family to co-workers, the disease is pervasive and indiscriminate across the upper Midwest.
Shaq Helps Us Start The NBA Season
“As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.”
Fall Logic Puzzle
Back by tepid demand, a logic puzzle!
The Doctor’s Wife… From Kristen Perleberg
A husband (a successful doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
The Talking Dog... From Scott Opsal
A guy walks into a saloon with a dog under his arm and sets the pup on the bar.
Factory Tour
The president of a firm hired a new manager for their rubber goods factory.
Cartoon of the Month - October 2019
"Juiced baseballs"
A Deluge Of Dingers
Like geology, baseball can be classified in distinct eras—The Dead Ball, Racial Integration, Pitching Dominance, Amphetamines, and Steroids.
Gravis Optical
For 15 years, we’ve outfitted artists, designers, entrepreneurs, and tastemakers with the chunkiest statement frames available.
Earth To Bill “Spaceman” Lee
“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.”
Emily Post Weighs In On Mary Jane
In the last twenty years, public perception of pot has gone from felonious gateway drug to miracle health supplement.
The Old Pilot… From Susan Feist
A World War II Spitfire pilot was speaking in a church, reminiscing about his war experiences.
Fair Wages Act
A man owned a small deli in Minneapolis.
Final Exam... From Jeremy Braband
A college history professor reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.
Cartoon of the Month - September 2019
"Damn it, Jenkins!"
NFL Predictions 2019
After a 17-year hiatus, the rejuvenated Cleveland Browns will advance to the playoffs.
L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law
Have you been wronged by stadium security, Philly police, visiting teams or their fans? Contact me: L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law
2019 At Random NCAA All-Name Team
Whoa, Nellie! Bust out the cornhole and dust off the beer bong, it’s college football time.
Checking In With Coach Bobby Bowden
"That boy don’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades, and that boy don’t know the meaning of a lot of words."
Guess The Animal… From Karen Ellison
The kindergarteners gathered around their teacher for a game of “Guess the Animal.” The first picture the teacher held up was a cat.
From The Archives
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The Armless Patron... From Chun Wang
A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender slid a foaming glass in front of him.
Cartoon of the Month - August 2019
Clothing Optional Beach
Topless In Duluth
Two hours north of Minneapolis, the “rough-around-the-edges” town of Duluth is becoming a little more like the French Riviera this summer.
Thompson and Son
Proudly serving Minneapolis for 35 years!
Pet Sounds Revisited
A pig says “oink.” A cow says “moo.” A horse says “neigh.”
George Will On Baseball
“All I remember about my wedding day in 1967 is that the Cubs lost a double-header.”
Let’s Stick It To The Lawyers!
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
Spousal Diaries... From Glenn Larson
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
Cartoon of the Month - July 2019
Safety first, kids!
Still Have All Your Digits?
Whether you were chasing the kids at the beach or drinking yourself into oblivion in your hammock, we hope you enjoyed your Fourth of July holiday.
AR Liquor Summer Sale!
Your giant ass hasn't mowed the lawn in years. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a cold one.
Norm MacDonald Had Some Jokes
Four of the top-five NFL-draft picks were offensive tackles—which is a great thing to tell your wife as the love drains from her eyes.
Fishing-Trip Logic Puzzle
Four friends went on their annual fishing trip this past weekend.
After The Round—From Greg Swenson
Tom was sitting in the clubhouse after playing a round. He looked upset.
The Bowl Of Chili—From Darrin Homme
A cowboy walks into a café, sits at the lunch counter and orders a bowl of chili.
A Couple Ole Jokes From the Archives
Ole showed up for work at the plant with two black eyes. His coworker asked him what happened.
Fishing-Trip Logic Puzzle [ANSWERS]
Answers to the Fish-Trip Logic Puzzle.