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Apr 04 2025

MLB Payroll Madness

  • Apr 4, 2025

The first pitch of the Major League season should have coincided with vigorous protests outside of stadiums in Miami, Tampa Bay, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and the south side of Chicago.

Apr 04 2025

Trade War Monopoly

  • Apr 4, 2025

Snuff out globalization.

Apr 04 2025

Zack Greinke Starts The Season

  • Apr 4, 2025

On his favorite award: “I’ve only kept one award in my whole life, and it’s the coolest thing ever. Mizuno gave me a samurai sword for winning the Cy Young. It’s awesome.”

Apr 04 2025

Job Posting: Golf Course Ranger

  • Apr 4, 2025

Bushwood Country Club is hiring a golf-course ranger for the 2025 season.

Apr 04 2025

Used Lawn Mower

  • Apr 4, 2025

A priest buys a lawn mower for the parish house at a yard sale.

Apr 04 2025

On The Farm

  • Apr 4, 2025

A Minnesota farmer sat on his front porch looking out over his crops.

Apr 04 2025

A Call From The Lawyer

  • Apr 4, 2025

A New York attorney called his wealthy art-collector client.

Apr 04 2025

At The Bar

  • Apr 4, 2025

An old couple walks into the bar.

Mar 07 2025

We Made It To March

  • Mar 7, 2025

A puff of glorious Pacific air recently helped us turn our calendars to March. That act means the hard part of the year, up here in the thawing North, is behind us.

Mar 07 2025

L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law

  • Mar 7, 2025

DO YOU HAVE A SIBLING? Stand up for your rights!

Mar 07 2025

Bob Gibson Points Us To Spring Training

  • Mar 7, 2025

On throwing hard: “Have you ever thrown a ball 100 miles an hour? Everything hurts. Even your ass hurts. I see pictures of my face and say, ‘Holy shit,’ but that’s the strain you feel when you throw.”

Mar 07 2025

Another “Onion” Attempt

  • Mar 7, 2025

Deep in an argument about household responsibilities with his wife, longtime husband Peter Rogers tried out what he thought was a sure-fire, argument-ender for the first time

Mar 07 2025

Back At The Bar

  • Mar 7, 2025

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Norwegian are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Mar 07 2025

Catholic School Math

  • Mar 7, 2025

Little Tommy was having a terrible time with math. His worried parents had tried everything from flash cards to online learning programs, and even a private tutor.

Mar 07 2025

A Classic

  • Mar 7, 2025

A technical analyst and a fundamental analyst were having an animated conversation about the markets in the office kitchen.

Feb 06 2025

Ice Fishing Report

  • Feb 6, 2025

Brutally cold temperatures in January combined with very little snow—about one-fourth of New Orleans’ monthly snowfall—have created the perfect conditions for ice fishing here in Minnesota.

Feb 06 2025

Bachelors' Furniture - Presidents Day Sale

  • Feb 6, 2025

As a single man, you have no interest in furnishing your living space.

Feb 06 2025

Curt Cignetti Marks The End Of Football Season

  • Feb 6, 2025

On attracting recruits to Indiana: “It’s pretty simple, I win. Google me.”

Feb 06 2025

More Middle-Aged Fantasy Hotline Theater

  • Feb 6, 2025

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Feb 06 2025

Ice Fishing Trip

  • Feb 6, 2025

Four fellas from Mankato went ice fishing up in Northern Minnesota. To save a little money, they rented a small cabin that had only two bedrooms.