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Sep 04 2020
Sep 04 2020

NFL Predictions 2020

  • Sep 4, 2020

My heartfelt apologies to our many readers in the “Charm City” for giving their Ravens the 2020 Leuthold Kiss of Death (this year’s kiss was blown across an open-air courtyard).

Sep 04 2020

The At Random 2020 Shower Decision Wheel!

  • Sep 4, 2020

No shower, you're due for a run soon.

Sep 04 2020

2020 All Name Team!

  • Sep 4, 2020

It looks like our fine student athletes will be able to focus more on their studies this fall. We still scoured rosters from coast-to-coast and assembled the 2020 “At Random All-Name Team.”

Sep 04 2020

Woody Hayes Helps Us Wait For College Football

  • Sep 4, 2020

There’s nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.

Sep 04 2020

Cursing Confession… From Charlie Peters

  • Sep 4, 2020

A parishioner goes to confession. “Forgive me Father, I am ashamed. I was golfing and I screamed the ‘F’ word so loud, the entire course heard it.”

Sep 04 2020

Russian Military Parade... From Jim Paulsen, Ph.D.

  • Sep 4, 2020

Anatoly was watching the May Day parade in Moscow with his friend Yevgeny. He beamed with patriotic fervor as a hundred ultra-modern tanks rumbled through Red Square.

Sep 04 2020

A Final Trip To The Psychiatrist... From Bob Devaney

  • Sep 4, 2020

Summoning the patient into her office, the psychiatrist shot him a radiant smile.

Aug 06 2020
Aug 06 2020

Summer Staycation!

  • Aug 6, 2020

One interesting response to the new rules and anxieties has been the pick up in RV sales and rentals. On paper this seems like a very practical, social distancing-friendly solution.

Aug 06 2020

Back to Homeschool Sale!

  • Aug 6, 2020

Feel like you’ve got AOL dial-up again?

Aug 06 2020

Casey Stengel Helps Us Start The Season

  • Aug 6, 2020

On coaching the ‘64 Mets: “Lyndon B. Johnson wanted to see poverty, so he came to see my team.”

Aug 06 2020

Time For Another Logic Puzzle

  • Aug 6, 2020

Cindy had horseback riding lessons twice a week and she loved them. Her instructor told her that she had a natural talent for riding.

Aug 06 2020

A Nice Catholic Joke... From Frank Lauterbur

  • Aug 6, 2020

One day a nun was fishing on the pier and caught a huge, strange-looking fish. A man was walking by and said, “Wow, Sister! What a nice Gauddam Fish!”

Aug 06 2020

Another Catholic Joke... From Burt Ingwersen

  • Aug 6, 2020

A Catholic priest, very devoted to his parish, also loved to golf.

Aug 06 2020

A Third Catholic Joke?!? C’mon, Phil!

  • Aug 6, 2020

Three churches were struggling with mouse infestations: a Unitarian, a Presbyterian, and a Catholic.

Aug 06 2020

August 2020 Logic Puzzle Answers

  • Aug 6, 2020

All of the answers lie within.

Jul 07 2020

Cartoon of the Month - July 2020

  • Jul 7, 2020

"To further stimulate liquidity..."

Jul 07 2020

Start The Presses!

  • Jul 7, 2020

Is this cartoon satire or is it a glimpse into our not-too-distant future?

Jul 07 2020

Fiesta Cruises

  • Jul 7, 2020

Celebrate the end of quarantine with 900 new friends!