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Jun 05 2025

Summer Vacation!

  • Jun 5, 2025

“No more pencils, no more books. No more teachers’ dirty looks. Out for summer, out ‘till fall. We might not come back at all.”

Jun 05 2025

The Parental Affirmation See and Say

  • Jun 5, 2025

Do you struggle with your children's lack of gratitude?

Jun 05 2025

Dad Jokes For Father’s Day!

  • Jun 5, 2025

Two telecom executives got married. The wedding was OK but the reception was incredible.

Jun 05 2025

More Middle-Aged Fantasy-Hotline Theater

  • Jun 5, 2025

Thank you for calling the Middle-Aged Fantasy Hotline, one of our specially trained operators will be with you shortly.

Jun 05 2025

Best Of Jokes—From Bob Kargenian

  • Jun 5, 2025

Last month, we ran a bra-shopping joke submitted by our good friend, Bob Kargenian of TABR Capital Management. Embarrassingly, the punch line was cut off in the hard copy version.

Jun 05 2025

In The Navy (Bob Kargenian)

  • Jun 5, 2025

An Admiral visits one of the ships under his command. While eating breakfast with the crew, he was impressed to see the naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.

Jun 05 2025

Perspective (Bob Kargenian)

  • Jun 5, 2025

Next time you’re feeling down, remember that life is all about perspective.

Jun 05 2025

The Rye Bread (Bob Kargenian)

  • Jun 5, 2025

Two old guys, one aged 80 and the other aged 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.

May 06 2025

We’re Moving!

  • May 6, 2025

Like many pioneers before us, The Leuthold Group is pulling up stakes and heading West.

May 06 2025

Micro-Flavor Blast!

  • May 6, 2025

Award-winning flavored microplastics that bring the taste back to your food.

May 06 2025

A New American!

  • May 6, 2025

After an arduous slog through our nation’s bureaucratic system, Leuthold’s very own Maria Holliday-Mitchell became a naturalized U.S. citizen last month.

May 06 2025

Keith Richards Will Bury Us All

  • May 6, 2025

On dental care: “Miraculously, due to abstinence and prayer, my teeth grew back.”

May 06 2025

Swiss Encounter

  • May 6, 2025

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a street corner where two American tourists are standing.

May 06 2025

At The Butcher

  • May 6, 2025

A woman gets off work and goes to the butcher to buy a chicken.

May 06 2025

Bra Shopping—From Bob Kargenian

  • May 6, 2025

A man walks into the lingerie department at Macy’s, and tells the sales lady, “I would like a Southern Baptist bra for my wife, size 34 B.”

Apr 04 2025

MLB Payroll Madness

  • Apr 4, 2025

The first pitch of the Major League season should have coincided with vigorous protests outside of stadiums in Miami, Tampa Bay, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and the south side of Chicago.

Apr 04 2025

Trade War Monopoly

  • Apr 4, 2025

Snuff out globalization.

Apr 04 2025

Zack Greinke Starts The Season

  • Apr 4, 2025

On his favorite award: “I’ve only kept one award in my whole life, and it’s the coolest thing ever. Mizuno gave me a samurai sword for winning the Cy Young. It’s awesome.”

Apr 04 2025

Job Posting: Golf Course Ranger

  • Apr 4, 2025

Bushwood Country Club is hiring a golf-course ranger for the 2025 season.

Apr 04 2025

Used Lawn Mower

  • Apr 4, 2025

A priest buys a lawn mower for the parish house at a yard sale.