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Cartoon of the Month - May 2021
One Shower a Week
Preparing For Re-Entry
With a little over a year of “pandemic life” under our belt, and herd immunity in sight, anxiety about re-entering society is starting to creep into a lot of people’s minds. Even if we’ve hated most of the last year, the idea of change—any change—is still pretty damn terrifying.
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Some Old-Timey Baseball Quotes From Rogers Hornsby
“I don’t like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn’t help but feel sorry for the pitcher.”
A PSA From Roger Peters
Wedding season is here! Ah, the flowers, the dresses, the awkward best-man speeches—we’re getting misty just thinking about it.
The Seminar… From Ed Donahue
A diet guru is holding a seminar in the conference room of a large hotel. “The food we eat is slowly killing us,” he explains.
The New Bull... From Bob Williams
An old farmer spends $7,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull to mate with his cows. He puts the bull out with the herd but the animal just eats grass.
The Doctor’s Visit… From Frank Howard
A woman accompanies her husband to a doctor’s visit. After the checkup, the doctor calls her into his office. “The outlook isn’t good,” he tells her.
Cartoon of the Month - April 2021
"Positivity rates for these new variants are alarming"
We Fiddle With The Clocks
Last month, most of us in the U.S. sprung ahead for Daylight Saving Time. The moaning that accompanied the transition was robust and predictable.
Meet the wood of your dreams on Timbr!
Swipe right if you're down to miter. Swipe left to throw it on the scrap pile.
The Future Of College Athletics?
The corporate takeover of college athletics marched into new territory last month. Under a new five-year deal, Detroit-based Rocket Mortgage will be the “presenting sponsor” of the Michigan State men’s basketball team.
A Few Nuggets From The Coach
“The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.”
A Woman Visits The Doctor... From James Paulsen, Ph.D.
A woman goes to see her doctor and has a battery of tests. “I’m afraid to tell you that you have six months to live,” said the doctor leafing through her results.
Prison Break… From Charlie Bachman
Last week I was walking along the penitentiary wall when I looked up to see an elf dressed in a prisoner’s outfit, slowly repelling down a homemade rope.
Mickey’s Divorce... From Bob Woodruff
Mickey Mouse was deep in the middle of a terrible divorce from his wife, Minnie. As he was speaking to the judge regarding their separation, the judge cuts him off.
Baseball Fans... From Ray Graves
A Baltimore Orioles fan, a Boston Red Sox fan, and a New York Yankees fan are all climbing Mt. Washington. They spend the entire ascent arguing who loves their team more.
Cartoon of the Month - March 2021
Dystopian Fiction
One Year And Counting
If you’ve completely lost your sense of time, I’ll remind you that we’re now crossing the one-year mark of the COVID-19 pandemic here in the U.S.
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The past year has been traumatic for millions of people. A deadly pandemic, crushing economic hardships, riots, property loss, and mayhem.