At Random
Cartoon of the Month
Fan of the Game!
Take The Timberwolves, Please
It’s that time of year again in the Upper Midwest. Everyone drives a salt-colored car, we start to speculate on our neighbors being alive or dead, and we’re painfully reminded of the regional embarrassment that is the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Lobbyist ABC's
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! We at the Institute of American Lobbying would like to help your newborn learn their ABC’s.
Tell Us Some Jokes Norm MacDonald...
In World Cup soccer, Mexico defeated Cameroon one to nothing. Or as it’s known in soccer, a blowout.
Let’s Bust Out Some Dolly Parton Quotes
“I was the first one to burn my bra. It took the fire department four days to put out the fire.”
Five Surgeons... From George Constantine
Five surgeons were scrubbing up. One announced to the others, “I’ve got an accountant this afternoon."
The Flagpole… From Candi Ince
Working for the city of Duluth, Sven and Ole were tasked with measuring the height of the flagpole outside of city hall.
Homeowner’s Insurance... From Darrin Homme
Carl and his family returned from vacation to find their house burned to the ground.
Cartoon of the Month
Legal Marijuana Now Party!
The Great Political Divide
The 2020 primary season has begun! For our neighbors in Iowa, the circus has already left town.
Lobbyist ABC's
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! We at the Institute of American Lobbying would like to help your newborn learn their ABC’s.
Christmas In Florida
While you were living within the normal bounds of society, a man in Bradenton, Florida, had what most would describe as a very unpleasant night before Christmas.
Let’s Check In With Sir Charles
I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
Workaholic Husband… From Karen Ellison
A workaholic husband was trying to appease his wife, who was infuriated by how little time he spent at home.
Dear John... From Dale Robinson
A wife was furious with her husband. He was late coming home again.
Organic Vegetables... From Barb Tovsen
My wife asked me to buy some “organic” vegetables from our local supermarket.
Cartoon of the Month
Minnesota Mardi Gras
Best Of 2019
2019 is in the books—time to get retrospective!
Walk to End EFMS
Each year, roughly 3 million people are stricken with EFMS. From friends and family to co-workers, the disease is pervasive and indiscriminate across the upper Midwest.
Bundgaard Travel Agency
Hi, I’m Carl Bundgaard; father of five and owner of Bundgaard Travel.
L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law
Have you been wronged by stadium security, Philly police, visiting teams or their fans? Contact me: L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law
Thompson and Son
Proudly serving Minneapolis for 35 years!
Fair Wages Act
A man owned a small deli in Minneapolis. As part of the city’s new Fair Wages Act, the city sent an auditor to interview the owner and inquire about his staff.
The Best Of The Best...
The NYPD, the FBI, and the CIA have each argued that their organization is the most deft apprehender of criminals.
Mystery Man... From Candi Ince
Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted a pants-less man, obviously inebriated, walking in front of them.
Cartoon of the Month - December 2019
"That's odd."
Let’s Not Have Too Much Fun
With the free-swinging, good-time-having state of Utah ditching 3.2% beer at the beginning of last month, our sober, upstanding state of Minnesota became the last part of the union selling the Nanny State suds.
Relationship Land Grab
The holiday season's #1 game is....Relationship Land Grab!
Family Holiday Party BINGO!
At Random’s suggestion to you—grab your favorite cocktail and settle in for a nice game of BINGO.
Scotch Wedding Day… From Barb Tovsen
Two Scotsmen, Glenn and Alec, were sitting in the pub discussing Glenn’s big wedding day.
Enraged Husband... From Jun Zhu
A frantic woman called 911, “Help! My husband caught me in bed with my lover and he’s going berserk! Send the police!”
Prison Escape
Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim.
Cartoon of the Month - November 2019
Extreme Moderates March in Minnesota
2020 Comes Into View
Our never ending election cycle is about to go from a slow simmer to a full rolling boil.
Walk to End EFMS
Each year, roughly 3 million people are stricken with EFMS. From friends and family to co-workers, the disease is pervasive and indiscriminate across the upper Midwest.
Shaq Helps Us Start The NBA Season
“As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.”
Fall Logic Puzzle
Back by tepid demand, a logic puzzle!
The Doctor’s Wife
A husband (a successful doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
The Talking Dog... From Scott Opsal
A guy walks into a saloon with a dog under his arm and sets the pup on the bar.
Factory Tour
The president of a firm hired a new manager for their rubber goods factory.