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Cartoon of the Month - March 2019
Minnesota Mardi Gras
Mardi Gras 2019
The last four weeks have brought more than three feet of snow and record-low temperatures to this patch of fly-over country.
Some Hardcourt Wisdom From Abe Lemons
Words of wisdom from Abe Lemons
Surviving R. Kraft
In this month’s episode of powerful men behaving badly...
From The Archives… Last Request
After seeing his doctor one morning, a man returns home to his wife.
Engine Trouble... From “Perk” Perkins
Two hours into a flight from Los Angeles to Honolulu, the captain announced...
Social Security From Scott Weeldreyer
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
Cartoon of the Month - February 2019
Phil Segner's Billionaire Divorcee Therapy Group
AR Becomes Part Of The Solution
I was saddened to hear, that after 25 years of marriage in a common property state, Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos were headed for divorce.
Magnolia Boutique
Hi, I’m Marge Gustafson, proprietor of Magnolia Boutique.
The Predictive Power Of Vegetables!
January reminded us that there’s often a fuzzy line between soothsaying and asset management.
Coach Rick Majerus Weighs In
On rumors about being a candidate for a new coaching job...
The Gas Station... From Scott Weeldreyer
A gas station owner in Northern Minnesota was trying to increase his sales. So he put up a sign.
Sunday Morning... From George Constantine
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie flew to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
From The Archives… The Seatbelt
An old rancher in Montana hates to wear his seatbelt.
Cartoon of the Month - January 2019
President Trump's bone spurs pick the absolute worst time to resurface.
Best Of 2018
Well, 2018 is in the books. The market was in the tank. We continued to judge—singing, dancing, baking, cooking, entrepreneurship.
New Parents...
You have raised a well-adjusted child in a world full of violence, disease, and overwhelming competition. You're full of questions and trepidation.
Hedonic Treadmills
Introducing the Series 42 treadmill by Hedonic - running in place will never be the same!
Do you need a stadium?
Do you need a stadium? Come to the Twin Cities - WE CAN'T SAY NO!
Trade War Monopoly
As our protectionist president attempts to snuff out the many benefits of globalization, the makers of Monopoly have decided to incorporate the trade war into their classic board game.
President Trump Reviews The Classics... Again
PBS recently asked the public to vote for their favorite work of fiction in “The Great American Read.”
Slayer In Minneapolis
Thrash metal aficionados here in Minneapolis were recently treated to a tour stop by the band Slayer.
Cartoon of the Month - December 2018
Carl takes pride...
Those Holiday Pounds
A little over a month ago, a switch was flipped in the pleasure-seeking parts of our brains. Scratch that, the food-seeking parts of our brains.
Harmony Health - Open Enrollment 2019
This year, Harmony Health is proud to offer its members two health care options.
Family Holiday Party BINGO!
It’s that time of year again!
A Man Walked Into A Bar From Barb Tovsen
A man walked into a bar carrying an orangutan in his arms.
From The Archives—The Honeymoon Train
After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with Virginia, his new bride, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
An Old Lady Visits The Doctor From Marty Owens
An older woman goes into see her doctor.
Cartoon of the Month - November 2018
Totally worth iiiiiiitt!!!
Death By Selfie
Man, these kids today.
A Rose By Any Other Name...
It’s election season for our friends in Belgium and a nice young man running for local council is really getting a bum deal.
President Trump Reviews The Classics... Again
PBS recently asked the public to vote for their favorite work of fiction in “The Great American Read.”
Fart Football From Glenn Larson
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, “Seven Points.”
A Bit Of A Groaner From Candi Ince
A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a cocktail.
From The Archives… A Trip To The Doctor
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
U of M Homecoming
Welcome Alumni!