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Nov 07 2019

Cartoon of the Month - November 2019

  • Nov 7, 2019

Extreme Moderates March in Minnesota

Nov 07 2019

2020 Comes Into View

  • Nov 7, 2019

Our never ending election cycle is about to go from a slow simmer to a full rolling boil.

Nov 07 2019

Walk to End EFMS

  • Nov 7, 2019

Each year, roughly 3 million people are stricken with EFMS. From friends and    family to co-workers, the disease is pervasive and indiscriminate across the upper Midwest.

Nov 07 2019

Shaq Helps Us Start The NBA Season

  • Nov 7, 2019

“As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.”

Nov 07 2019

Fall Logic Puzzle

  • Nov 7, 2019

Back by tepid demand, a logic puzzle!

Nov 07 2019

The Doctor’s Wife… From Kristen Perleberg

  • Nov 7, 2019

A husband (a successful doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Nov 07 2019

The Talking Dog... From Scott Opsal

  • Nov 7, 2019

A guy walks into a saloon with a dog under his arm and sets the pup on the bar.

Nov 07 2019

Factory Tour

  • Nov 7, 2019

The president of a firm hired a new manager for their rubber goods factory.

Oct 05 2019
Oct 05 2019

A Deluge Of Dingers

  • Oct 5, 2019

Like geology, baseball can be classified in distinct eras—The Dead Ball, Racial Integration, Pitching Dominance, Amphetamines, and Steroids.

Oct 05 2019

Gravis Optical

  • Oct 5, 2019

For 15 years, we’ve outfitted artists, designers, entrepreneurs, and tastemakers with the chunkiest statement frames available.

Oct 05 2019

Earth To Bill “Spaceman” Lee

  • Oct 5, 2019

“The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.”

Oct 05 2019

Emily Post Weighs In On Mary Jane

  • Oct 5, 2019

In the last twenty years, public perception of pot has gone from felonious gateway drug to miracle health supplement.

Oct 05 2019

The Old Pilot… From Susan Feist

  • Oct 5, 2019

A World War II Spitfire pilot was speaking in a church, reminiscing about his war experiences.

Oct 05 2019

Fair Wages Act

  • Oct 5, 2019

A man owned a small deli in Minneapolis.

Oct 05 2019

Final Exam... From Jeremy Braband

  • Oct 5, 2019

A college history professor reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam.

Sep 06 2019
Sep 06 2019

NFL Predictions 2019

  • Sep 6, 2019

After a 17-year hiatus, the rejuvenated Cleveland Browns will advance to the playoffs.

Sep 06 2019

L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law

  • Sep 6, 2019

Have you been wronged by stadium security, Philly police, visiting teams or their fans? Contact me: L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law

Sep 06 2019

2019 At Random NCAA All-Name Team

  • Sep 6, 2019

Whoa, Nellie! Bust out the cornhole and dust off the beer bong, it’s college football time.

Sep 06 2019

Checking In With Coach Bobby Bowden

  • Sep 6, 2019

"That boy don’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades, and that boy don’t know the meaning of a lot of words."

Sep 06 2019

Guess The Animal… From Karen Ellison

  • Sep 6, 2019

The kindergarteners gathered around their teacher for a game of “Guess the Animal.” The first picture the teacher held up was a cat.

Sep 06 2019

From The Archives

  • Sep 6, 2019

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

Sep 06 2019

The Armless Patron... From Chun Wang

  • Sep 6, 2019

A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender slid a foaming glass in front of him.

Aug 06 2019

Cartoon of the Month - August 2019

  • Aug 6, 2019

Clothing Optional Beach

Aug 06 2019

Topless In Duluth

  • Aug 6, 2019

Two hours north of Minneapolis, the “rough-around-the-edges” town of Duluth is becoming a little more like the French Riviera this summer.

Aug 06 2019

Thompson and Son

  • Aug 6, 2019

Proudly serving Minneapolis for 35 years!

Aug 06 2019

Pet Sounds Revisited

  • Aug 6, 2019

A pig says “oink.” A cow says “moo.” A horse says “neigh.”

Aug 06 2019

George Will On Baseball

  • Aug 6, 2019

“All I remember about my wedding day in 1967 is that the Cubs lost a double-header.”

Aug 06 2019

Let’s Stick It To The Lawyers!

  • Aug 6, 2019

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

Aug 06 2019

Spousal Diaries... From Glenn Larson

  • Aug 6, 2019

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.

Jul 03 2019
Jul 03 2019

Still Have All Your Digits?

  • Jul 3, 2019

Whether you were chasing the kids at the beach or drinking yourself into oblivion in your hammock, we hope you enjoyed your Fourth of July holiday.

Jul 03 2019

AR Liquor Summer Sale!

  • Jul 3, 2019

Your giant ass hasn't mowed the lawn in years. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a cold one.

Jul 03 2019

Norm MacDonald Had Some Jokes

  • Jul 3, 2019

Four of the top-five NFL-draft picks were offensive tackles—which is a great thing to tell your wife as the love drains from her eyes.

Jul 03 2019

Fishing-Trip Logic Puzzle

  • Jul 3, 2019

Four friends went on their annual fishing trip this past weekend.

Jul 03 2019

After The Round—From Greg Swenson

  • Jul 3, 2019

Tom was sitting in the clubhouse after playing a round. He looked upset.

Jul 03 2019

The Bowl Of Chili—From Darrin Homme

  • Jul 3, 2019

A cowboy walks into a café, sits at the lunch counter and orders a bowl of chili.

Jul 03 2019

A Couple Ole Jokes From the Archives

  • Jul 3, 2019

Ole showed up for work at the plant with two black eyes. His coworker asked him what happened.

Jul 03 2019

Fishing-Trip Logic Puzzle [ANSWERS]

  • Jul 3, 2019

Answers to the Fish-Trip Logic Puzzle.