At Random
Cartoon of the Month - June 2020
Invasive Species of 2020
Double Cartoons!
Son, it's time for the talk.
Sprewellodone XR
Sprewellodone XR: I'm going to be just fine!
Andy Richter On Being A Dad
Look, just because I have kids doesn’t mean I’ll compromise my belief that erotic birthday cakes simply taste better.
Dad Jokes For Father’s Day!
I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles. Boy I tell ya, my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!
The Deadbeat Dad
Bernice used to nag her husband constantly because he just sat around the house all weekend watching television, checking out the ball games and drinking beer.
The Divorce Attorney... From Murray Warmath
The receptionist for a prominent divorce attorney answered the phone one morning. “Is Mr. Allen there?” asked the caller.
The Quarantine Quickie... From Pudge Heffelfinger
The only way for a couple to pull off a quarantine “quickie” with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
Cartoon of the Month - May 2020
Touchdown Robinson!
Sports Without Fans
Was anyone else riveted by Jim Furyk’s 2015 win at the RBC Heritage a few weeks ago? Or how about the 1982 NCAA Championship between North Carolina and Georgetown?
Lobbyisy ABC's
We, at the Institute of American Lobbying, would like to help your newborn learn their ABC’s.
Lee Trevino Tees It Up
“You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.”
Another Logic Puzzle!
As the quarantine grinded on, Mary sent each of her five friends a new jigsaw puzzle.
Stimulus Package… From John McGinley
It is a slow day in the small Saskatchewan town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.
Paddy Sneaks Home… From George Constantine
Paddy staggered home very late after another evening of drinking with his buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife.
Logic Puzzle Answers [SPOILERS INSIDE]
Answers to the May 2020 At Random logic puzzle.
Cartoon of the Month - April 2020
"Sorry, you've been deemed non-essential."
Time For A Laugh
Well, if you’ve flipped to this section, it probably means you’re ready for a laugh.
Working From Home Bingo!
Have you been enjoying your time working from home? We hope you’re making the best of it.
Great Jokes For Crazy Times
A guy stumbles into a bar, orders a shot, and immediately pukes all over his shirt.
Ole’s Deathbed
Ole was on his deathbed and called his wife, Lena, to his side.
Under The Mattress
A mother is cleaning her teenage son’s room when she sees some magazines under his bed.
Ole’s Fingers
Ole was working at the walleye processing plant when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.
Dale Robinson’s #MeToo Moment
The recent flood of sexual abuse and harassment allegations have destroyed many a man. It is, of course, a very serious matter, but once in a while they get out of tune.
Rye Bread... From Bob Kargenian
An 80-year-old man was sitting on a park bench one morning. Another older man, jogging at a brisk pace, stopped next to the bench to stretch.
Cartoon of the Month
Fan of the Game!
Take The Timberwolves, Please
It’s that time of year again in the Upper Midwest. Everyone drives a salt-colored car, we start to speculate on our neighbors being alive or dead, and we’re painfully reminded of the regional embarrassment that is the Minnesota Timberwolves.
Lobbyist ABC's
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! We at the Institute of American Lobbying would like to help your newborn learn their ABC’s.
Tell Us Some Jokes Norm MacDonald...
In World Cup soccer, Mexico defeated Cameroon one to nothing. Or as it’s known in soccer, a blowout.
Let’s Bust Out Some Dolly Parton Quotes
“I was the first one to burn my bra. It took the fire department four days to put out the fire.”
Five Surgeons... From George Constantine
Five surgeons were scrubbing up. One announced to the others, “I’ve got an accountant this afternoon."
The Flagpole… From Candi Ince
Working for the city of Duluth, Sven and Ole were tasked with measuring the height of the flagpole outside of city hall.
Homeowner’s Insurance... From Darrin Homme
Carl and his family returned from vacation to find their house burned to the ground.
Cartoon of the Month
Legal Marijuana Now Party!
The Great Political Divide
The 2020 primary season has begun! For our neighbors in Iowa, the circus has already left town.
Lobbyist ABC's
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! We at the Institute of American Lobbying would like to help your newborn learn their ABC’s.
Christmas In Florida
While you were living within the normal bounds of society, a man in Bradenton, Florida, had what most would describe as a very unpleasant night before Christmas.
Let’s Check In With Sir Charles
I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.
Workaholic Husband… From Karen Ellison
A workaholic husband was trying to appease his wife, who was infuriated by how little time he spent at home.
Dear John... From Dale Robinson
A wife was furious with her husband. He was late coming home again.