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May 06 2021
May 06 2021

Preparing For Re-Entry

  • May 6, 2021

With a little over a year of “pandemic life” under our belt, and herd immunity in sight, anxiety about re-entering society is starting to creep into a lot of people’s minds. Even if we’ve hated most of the last year, the idea of change—any change—is still pretty damn terrifying.

May 06 2021

1-900-ANXIOUS

  • May 6, 2021

All your questions answered.

May 06 2021

Some Old-Timey Baseball Quotes From Rogers Hornsby

  • May 6, 2021

“I don’t like to sound egotistical, but every time I stepped up to the plate with a bat in my hands, I couldn’t help but feel sorry for the pitcher.”

May 06 2021

A PSA From Roger Peters

  • May 6, 2021

Wedding season is here! Ah, the flowers, the dresses, the awkward best-man speeches—we’re getting misty just thinking about it.

May 06 2021

The Seminar… From Ed Donahue

  • May 6, 2021

A diet guru is holding a seminar in the conference room of a large hotel. “The food we eat is slowly killing us,” he explains.

May 06 2021

The New Bull... From Bob Williams

  • May 6, 2021

An old farmer spends $7,000 on a young registered Black Angus bull to mate with his cows. He puts the bull out with the herd but the animal just eats grass.

May 06 2021

The Doctor’s Visit… From Frank Howard

  • May 6, 2021

A woman accompanies her husband to a doctor’s visit. After the checkup, the doctor calls her into his office. “The outlook isn’t good,” he tells her.

Apr 07 2021

Cartoon of the Month - April 2021

  • Apr 7, 2021

"Positivity rates for these new variants are alarming"

Apr 07 2021

We Fiddle With The Clocks

  • Apr 7, 2021

Last month, most of us in the U.S. sprung ahead for Daylight Saving Time. The moaning that accompanied the transition was robust and predictable.

Apr 07 2021

Meet the wood of your dreams on Timbr!

  • Apr 7, 2021

Swipe right if you're down to miter. Swipe left to throw it on the scrap pile.

Apr 07 2021

The Future Of College Athletics?

  • Apr 7, 2021

The corporate takeover of college athletics marched into new territory last month. Under a new five-year deal, Detroit-based Rocket Mortgage will be the “presenting sponsor” of the Michigan State men’s basketball team.

Apr 07 2021

A Few Nuggets From The Coach

  • Apr 7, 2021

“The secret is to have eight great players and four others who will cheer like crazy.”

Apr 07 2021

A Woman Visits The Doctor... From James Paulsen, Ph.D.

  • Apr 7, 2021

A woman goes to see her doctor and has a battery of tests. “I’m afraid to tell you that you have six months to live,” said the doctor leafing through her results.

Apr 07 2021

Prison Break… From Charlie Bachman

  • Apr 7, 2021

Last week I was walking along the penitentiary wall when I looked up to see an elf dressed in a prisoner’s outfit, slowly repelling down a homemade rope.

Apr 07 2021

Mickey’s Divorce... From Bob Woodruff

  • Apr 7, 2021

Mickey Mouse was deep in the middle of a terrible divorce from his wife, Minnie. As he was speaking to the judge regarding their separation, the judge cuts him off.

Apr 07 2021

Baseball Fans... From Ray Graves

  • Apr 7, 2021

A Baltimore Orioles fan, a Boston Red Sox fan, and a New York Yankees fan are all climbing Mt. Washington. They spend the entire ascent arguing who loves their team more.

Mar 04 2021
Mar 04 2021

One Year And Counting

  • Mar 4, 2021

If you’ve completely lost your sense of time, I’ll remind you that we’re now crossing the one-year mark of the COVID-19 pandemic here in the U.S.

Mar 04 2021

CALL 1-800-GET-PAID

  • Mar 4, 2021

The past year has been traumatic for millions of people. A deadly pandemic, crushing economic hardships, riots, property loss, and mayhem.