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Aug 07 2018

Maybe My Favorite “Ole” Joke From The Archives

  • Aug 7, 2018

Ole was working at the walleye processing plant when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.

Aug 07 2018

Friendship From George Constantine

  • Aug 7, 2018

Friendships among women and men are different.

Aug 07 2018

The Pastor’s Family From Scott Weeldreyer

  • Aug 7, 2018

The pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.

Aug 07 2018

Beer Flag, Bro!

  • Aug 7, 2018

A handful of hard-drinking Ohioans spent the better part of June pursuing an ambitious goal—an American flag mosaic made up of 2,028 empty Budweiser, Bud Light, and Miller Lite cans.

Aug 07 2018

Pete Rose, Quite A Guy

  • Aug 7, 2018

In the 1970 MLB All-Star Game, Pete Rose absolutely demolished Ray Fosse in a now infamous play at home plate.

Aug 07 2018

Trade War Monopoly

  • Aug 7, 2018

As our protectionist president attempts to snuff out the many benefits of globalization, the makers of Monopoly have decided to incorporate the trade war into their classic board game.

Aug 07 2018

Let’s Talk About Trampolines

  • Aug 7, 2018

As a new parent, I’m being introduced to the new acceptable boundaries of play for children.

Aug 07 2018

Cartoon of the Month - August 2018

  • Aug 7, 2018

So, why are you selling it?

Jul 06 2018

Navajo Wisdom From George Semb

  • Jul 6, 2018

Lisa was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.

Jul 06 2018

The Birds And Bees From Bob Kargenian

  • Jul 6, 2018

Eight-year-old Hunter was staying with his grandfather for a few days.

Jul 06 2018

From The Dusty Archives

  • Jul 6, 2018

I think this joke fits in nicely with the Slayer bit…

Jul 06 2018

Baseball Wisdom From Leo “The Lip” Durocher

  • Jul 6, 2018

“I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.”

Jul 06 2018

Slayer In Minneapolis

  • Jul 6, 2018

Thrash metal aficionados here in Minneapolis were recently treated to a tour stop by the band Slayer.

Jul 06 2018

Do you need a stadium?

  • Jul 6, 2018

Do you need a stadium? Come to the Twin Cities - WE CAN'T SAY NO!

Jul 06 2018

Adios Swimsuit Competition

  • Jul 6, 2018

Just as Minnesotans were digging through bottom drawers trying to find their gently-used beach attire, our state’s own Gretchen Carlson announced an end to the swimsuit portion of the Miss America pageant.

Jul 06 2018

Cartoon of the Month - July 2018

  • Jul 6, 2018

Gary had mixed feelings...

Jun 07 2018

Fun At The Airport From George Constantine

  • Jun 7, 2018

A crowded Delta Air Lines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Jun 07 2018

From The Dusty Archives...

  • Jun 7, 2018

While seated at the local old tavern, a husband leaned over and asked his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern. You leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”

Jun 07 2018

Miguel Angel Jimenez Puts It All Into Perspective

  • Jun 7, 2018

Known for his unique stretching routines and bon vivant lifestyle, Spanish golfer Miguel Angel Jimenez might have it all figured out.

Jun 07 2018

Horton’s, Here’s A Poo!

  • Jun 7, 2018

Frequent readers of this staid and august section have noted our many reports and subsequent commentary on all matters fecal.

Jun 07 2018

Preston Carnegie-Rothschild III

  • Jun 7, 2018

Dear Sirs of Chemical Bank...

Jun 07 2018

The Land Of The Midnight Sun

  • Jun 7, 2018

Millions of Minnesotans have emerged from their dens. They squint and rub their eyes as they adjust to the natural sunlight.

Jun 07 2018

Cartoon of the Month - June 2018

  • Jun 7, 2018

"And somehow you managed to forget our anniversary..."

May 04 2018

The Morning Briefing From Perk Perkins

  • May 4, 2018

A U.S. Army General was about to start the morning briefing to his staff.

May 04 2018

The Italian Mistress From George Constantine

  • May 4, 2018

For several years, a married man was having an affair with an Italian woman.

May 04 2018

Bone Up For 2019’s New Golf Rules

  • May 4, 2018

A fella can briefly escape the rigors of family life and political correctness for only $40.

May 04 2018

Hang A Star On These Calls From Jerry Coleman

  • May 4, 2018

He wasn’t called the best color-man in the league for nothing, folks.

May 04 2018

Hedonic Treadmills

  • May 4, 2018

Introducing the Series 42 treadmill by Hedonic - running in place will never be the same!

May 04 2018

Moving Day!

  • May 4, 2018

In what was no small undertaking, The Leuthold Group has moved!

May 04 2018

Cartoon of the Month - May 2018

  • May 4, 2018

Mayfly Financial Planning

Apr 06 2018

The Costco Doctor From Perk Perkins

  • Apr 6, 2018

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I’d better see a doctor.”

Apr 06 2018

Dale Robinson’s #MeToo Moment

  • Apr 6, 2018

The recent flood of sexual abuse and harassment allegations have destroyed many a man. It is, of course, a very serious matter, but once in a while they get out of tune.

Apr 06 2018

Look What We Found On Craigslist

  • Apr 6, 2018

Seeking Lead Attorney for Difficult Client

Apr 06 2018

Women Get Their Say On Marriage

  • Apr 6, 2018

Sorry I was late. I had to find all the things that were in plain sight for my husband.

Apr 06 2018

New Parents...

  • Apr 6, 2018

You have raised a well-adjusted child in a world full of violence, disease, and overwhelming competition. You're full of questions and trepidation.

Apr 06 2018

Take Your Kids To Work Day!

  • Apr 6, 2018

Mark your calendars, April 26th is the always-entertaining “Take Your Kids To Work Day.”

Apr 06 2018

Take Your Child To Work Day 2050

  • Apr 6, 2018

Can't you just get a human to do this?

Mar 06 2018

Roger And The Blonde—From Dale Robinson

  • Mar 6, 2018

Looking to tie a few on, Roger visited a neighborhood pub.

Mar 06 2018

The Sicilian Cow—From Bob Kargenian

  • Mar 6, 2018

The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk.

Mar 06 2018

Winter Gets Kinda Long In Minnesota

  • Mar 6, 2018

Move over Elton John and Kim Jong-Un, there’s a new Rocket Man in Central Minnesota.