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Jul 08 2021

Citizenship Test

  • Jul 8, 2021

We the people, of the At Random Department, would like to congratulate our newest American citizens who were sworn in at ceremonies around the country on Independence Day. These folks had to fill out reams of bureaucratic paperwork, pay thousands of dollars in legal fees, submit to a biometrics scan, pass an English proficiency test and wait and wait… and wait. 

Jul 08 2021

AR Autos Freakshow

  • Jul 8, 2021

New cars are in short supply and used car prices are going through the roof! If you need a car, these are your ONLY options.

Jul 08 2021

We Check In With Chi-Chi Rodriguez

  • Jul 8, 2021

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Jul 08 2021

The War On Drugs

  • Jul 8, 2021

Shelby Houlihan, the middle-distance runner who holds two American records, has been banned from competing in the next two Olympic games after testing positive for the steroid nandrolone. Houlihan, who claims to have never purposefully used a banned substance, has retraced her steps to a Mexican food truck as a source for the positive test.

Jul 08 2021

Golfing In Scotland… From Will Reynolds

  • Jul 8, 2021

An American golf enthusiast was fortunate enough to play St. Andrews in Scotland. He was paired up with an older, local man. As the round progressed, they began to talk about playing golf during the various seasons of the year.

Jul 08 2021

The Deserted Island... From Frank Dobson

  • Jul 8, 2021

After years stranded on a deserted island, Joe’s smoke signals caught a pilot’s attention. The float-plane lands and the pilot swims ashore. The pilot greets Joe on the beach and notices three huts.

Jul 08 2021

Wife’s Physical… From John Griffith

  • Jul 8, 2021

A wife returned from her annual physical in a very good mood and finds her husband on the living room couch.

Jul 08 2021

Cartoon of the Month - July 2021

  • Jul 8, 2021

Do you swear to uphold the Constitution...

Jun 04 2021

Cartoon of the Month - June 2021

  • Jun 4, 2021

Unfortunately for Gary,....

Jun 04 2021

Mask Mandate Lifted

  • Jun 4, 2021

Last month, the CDC cleared the way for fully vaccinated adults to stop wearing face masks in most situations. This announcement came as a bit of a surprise, as the country is still months away from herd immunity (if we ever get there).

Jun 04 2021

A lot of bad things can happen...

  • Jun 4, 2021

Hello, I’m Carmine Rosato, President of Rosato Brothers’ Insurance. As we all know, the world is a dangerous place. Even the most careful among us are not immune to accidents and misfortunes.

Jun 04 2021

Father’s Day Quiz

  • Jun 4, 2021

As we celebrate Father’s Day, we invite everyone to take the Dad quiz. You might be more “Dad” than you think.

Jun 04 2021

Dad Jokes To Boot!

  • Jun 4, 2021

Do you want to hear a good pizza joke? Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

Jun 04 2021

The Miser’s Death… From James Yeager

  • Jun 4, 2021

The town miser was on his death bed. He called a final conference with his lawyer, doctor, and priest.

Jun 04 2021

A Golf Joke… From Clay Stapleton

  • Jun 4, 2021

A man got on a bus with his trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful woman. The woman kept looking curiously at the man and his bulging pockets.

Jun 04 2021

The Widower... From Clyde Williams

  • Jun 4, 2021

Roger, a wealthy 70-year-old widower, shows up at his country club with a breathtakingly beautiful young woman. She hangs on to Roger’s arm and listens intently to his every word.

Jun 04 2021

The Note… From Abe Stuber

  • Jun 4, 2021

Ted’s wife left a note for him on the refrigerator that said, “It’s not working anymore..."

May 06 2021
May 06 2021

Preparing For Re-Entry

  • May 6, 2021

With a little over a year of “pandemic life” under our belt, and herd immunity in sight, anxiety about re-entering society is starting to creep into a lot of people’s minds. Even if we’ve hated most of the last year, the idea of change—any change—is still pretty damn terrifying.

May 06 2021

1-900-ANXIOUS

  • May 6, 2021

All your questions answered.