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Mar 07 2025

We Made It To March

  • Mar 7, 2025

A puff of glorious Pacific air recently helped us turn our calendars to March. That act means the hard part of the year, up here in the thawing North, is behind us.

Mar 07 2025

L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law

  • Mar 7, 2025

DO YOU HAVE A SIBLING? Stand up for your rights!

Mar 07 2025

Bob Gibson Points Us To Spring Training

  • Mar 7, 2025

On throwing hard: “Have you ever thrown a ball 100 miles an hour? Everything hurts. Even your ass hurts. I see pictures of my face and say, ‘Holy shit,’ but that’s the strain you feel when you throw.”

Mar 07 2025

Another “Onion” Attempt

  • Mar 7, 2025

Deep in an argument about household responsibilities with his wife, longtime husband Peter Rogers tried out what he thought was a sure-fire, argument-ender for the first time

Mar 07 2025

Back At The Bar

  • Mar 7, 2025

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Norwegian are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Mar 07 2025

Catholic School Math

  • Mar 7, 2025

Little Tommy was having a terrible time with math. His worried parents had tried everything from flash cards to online learning programs, and even a private tutor.

Mar 07 2025

A Classic

  • Mar 7, 2025

A technical analyst and a fundamental analyst were having an animated conversation about the markets in the office kitchen.

Feb 06 2025

Ice Fishing Report

  • Feb 6, 2025

Brutally cold temperatures in January combined with very little snow—about one-fourth of New Orleans’ monthly snowfall—have created the perfect conditions for ice fishing here in Minnesota.

Feb 06 2025

Bachelors' Furniture - Presidents Day Sale

  • Feb 6, 2025

As a single man, you have no interest in furnishing your living space.

Feb 06 2025

Curt Cignetti Marks The End Of Football Season

  • Feb 6, 2025

On attracting recruits to Indiana: “It’s pretty simple, I win. Google me.”

Feb 06 2025

More Middle-Aged Fantasy Hotline Theater

  • Feb 6, 2025

Thank you for calling the Middle-Aged Fantasy Hotline, one of our specially trained operators will be with you shortly.

Feb 06 2025

Ice Fishing Trip

  • Feb 6, 2025

Four fellas from Mankato went ice fishing up in Northern Minnesota. To save a little money, they rented a small cabin that had only two bedrooms.

Feb 06 2025

A New Social Media

  • Feb 6, 2025

An older gentleman with no smartphone or computer kept hearing about Facebook and Twitter from his friends and relatives.

Feb 06 2025

Meeting The Fiancée

  • Feb 6, 2025

A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents. After dinner, the father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink.

Jan 07 2025

Best of 2024

  • Jan 7, 2025

2024 and yet another holiday-eating season has come and gone! We hope that your gout is at bay and your self-worth is still somewhat intact.

Jan 07 2025

Attention Dads!

  • Jan 7, 2025

Tubing season is still here! Make use of the one avenue you have to punish your kids!

Jan 07 2025

7U Storm

  • Jan 7, 2025

Congratulations, your son has been selected to join 7U Storm Select Baseball.

Jan 07 2025

Re-Elect Cal Stevenson for Congress!

  • Jan 7, 2025

I thought I’d share with you that a growing number of psychologists and scientists believe that free will is an illusion.

Dec 05 2024

A GLP-1 Christmas

  • Dec 5, 2024

We are in the midst of yet another Holiday Eating Season. Thanks to the proliferation of the miracle GLP-1 weight-loss medications, holiday parties might be quite different this year.

Dec 05 2024

Blessed Are The Peacemakers

  • Dec 5, 2024

24 Emotional Powderkegs: One Delicious Dinner