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U of M Homecoming
Welcome Alumni!
Homecoming 2018
We’re in the thick of Homecoming season. From the Black Bears in Maine to the Golden Bears in California, alumni across the country are returning to their centers of higher learning for football, food, and school spirt.
MN Department of Transportation
Congratulations! You've advanced to the personality questionnaire of the Minnesota Depoartment of Transportation interview process.
Save Us Berenstain Bears!
If you grew up, or were a new parent, in the 1980s, you’re undoubtedly familiar with the Berenstain Bears books.
Learn Spanish With Maria
Maria Holliday-Mitchell, the firm’s bi-lingual administrative assistant, would like to provide a few helpful Spanish phrases to gringos traveling in Latin America.
Another Ole Joke From The Archives
Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods.
And One More… (Send Me Some Jokes!)
Ole was on his deathbed and called his wife Lena to his side.
Speeding Drivers from George Constantine
Farmer Jack lived way out in the country on a rural highway.
President Trump's Bone Spurs
President Trump's bone spurs pick the absolute wrong time to resurface.
NFL Predictions 2018
The city of Los Angeles, void of a professional football team just two years ago, will send both of its franchises to the 2019 Super Bowl.
Election 2018
At Random’s Phil Segner Interviews Pete Peterson, Congressman for Minnesota’s 9th District
2018 At Random All-Name Team
Once again we scoured the 129 FBS rosters for the 2018 “At Random All-Name Team.”
Let’s Check In With Coach Les Miles
“When I wake up in the morning and I turn film on, it’s like reading a book and it’s exciting."
Rye Bread From Bob Kargenian
An 80-year-old man was sitting on a park bench one morning.
From The Archives… Sex Frogs
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.
Cartoon of the Month - August 2018
So, why are you selling it?
Let’s Talk About Trampolines
As a new parent, I’m being introduced to the new acceptable boundaries of play for children.
Trade War Monopoly
As our protectionist president attempts to snuff out the many benefits of globalization, the makers of Monopoly have decided to incorporate the trade war into their classic board game.
Pete Rose, Quite A Guy
In the 1970 MLB All-Star Game, Pete Rose absolutely demolished Ray Fosse in a now infamous play at home plate.
Beer Flag, Bro!
A handful of hard-drinking Ohioans spent the better part of June pursuing an ambitious goal—an American flag mosaic made up of 2,028 empty Budweiser, Bud Light, and Miller Lite cans.
The Pastor’s Family From Scott Weeldreyer
The pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.
Friendship From George Constantine
Friendships among women and men are different.
Maybe My Favorite “Ole” Joke From The Archives
Ole was working at the walleye processing plant when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.
Cartoon of the Month - July 2018
Gary had mixed feelings...
Adios Swimsuit Competition
Just as Minnesotans were digging through bottom drawers trying to find their gently-used beach attire, our state’s own Gretchen Carlson announced an end to the swimsuit portion of the Miss America pageant.
Do you need a stadium?
Do you need a stadium? Come to the Twin Cities - WE CAN'T SAY NO!
Slayer In Minneapolis
Thrash metal aficionados here in Minneapolis were recently treated to a tour stop by the band Slayer.
Baseball Wisdom From Leo “The Lip” Durocher
“I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.”
From The Dusty Archives
I think this joke fits in nicely with the Slayer bit…
The Birds And Bees From Bob Kargenian
Eight-year-old Hunter was staying with his grandfather for a few days.
Navajo Wisdom From George Semb
Lisa was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
Cartoon of the Month - June 2018
"And somehow you managed to forget our anniversary..."
The Land Of The Midnight Sun
Millions of Minnesotans have emerged from their dens. They squint and rub their eyes as they adjust to the natural sunlight.
Preston Carnegie-Rothschild III
Dear Sirs of Chemical Bank...
Horton’s, Here’s A Poo!
Frequent readers of this staid and august section have noted our many reports and subsequent commentary on all matters fecal.
Miguel Angel Jimenez Puts It All Into Perspective
Known for his unique stretching routines and bon vivant lifestyle, Spanish golfer Miguel Angel Jimenez might have it all figured out.
From The Dusty Archives...
While seated at the local old tavern, a husband leaned over and asked his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern. You leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”
Fun At The Airport From George Constantine
A crowded Delta Air Lines flight was cancelled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.
Cartoon of the Month - May 2018
Mayfly Financial Planning
Moving Day!
In what was no small undertaking, The Leuthold Group has moved!