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Dec 07 2018
Dec 07 2018

Those Holiday Pounds

  • Dec 7, 2018

A little over a month ago, a switch was flipped in the pleasure-seeking parts of our brains. Scratch that, the food-seeking parts of our brains.

Dec 07 2018

Harmony Health - Open Enrollment 2019

  • Dec 7, 2018

This year, Harmony Health is proud to offer its members two health care options.

Dec 07 2018

Family Holiday Party BINGO!

  • Dec 7, 2018

It’s that time of year again!

Dec 07 2018

A Man Walked Into A Bar From Barb Tovsen

  • Dec 7, 2018

A man walked into a bar carrying an orangutan in his arms.

Dec 07 2018

From The Archives—The Honeymoon Train

  • Dec 7, 2018

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with Virginia, his new bride, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.

Dec 07 2018

An Old Lady Visits The Doctor From Marty Owens

  • Dec 7, 2018

An older woman goes into see her doctor.

Nov 07 2018

Cartoon of the Month - November 2018

  • Nov 7, 2018

Totally worth iiiiiiitt!!!

Nov 07 2018

Death By Selfie

  • Nov 7, 2018

Man, these kids today.

Nov 07 2018

Sears

  • Nov 7, 2018

Tidy things up in 2019 with Home Organization by Sears.

Nov 07 2018

A Rose By Any Other Name...

  • Nov 7, 2018

It’s election season for our friends in Belgium and a nice young man running for local council is really getting a bum deal.

Nov 07 2018

President Trump Reviews The Classics... Again

  • Nov 7, 2018

PBS recently asked the public to vote for their favorite work of fiction in “The Great American Read.”

Nov 07 2018

Fart Football From Glenn Larson

  • Nov 7, 2018

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, “Seven Points.”

Nov 07 2018

A Bit Of A Groaner From Candi Ince

  • Nov 7, 2018

A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a cocktail.

Nov 07 2018

From The Archives… A Trip To The Doctor

  • Nov 7, 2018

A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.

Oct 05 2018

U of M Homecoming

  • Oct 5, 2018

Welcome Alumni!

Oct 05 2018

Homecoming 2018

  • Oct 5, 2018

We’re in the thick of Homecoming season. From the Black Bears in Maine to the Golden Bears in California, alumni across the country are returning to their centers of higher learning for football, food, and school spirt.

Oct 05 2018

MN Department of Transportation

  • Oct 5, 2018

Congratulations! You've advanced to the personality questionnaire of the Minnesota Depoartment of Transportation interview process.

Oct 05 2018

Save Us Berenstain Bears!

  • Oct 5, 2018

If you grew up, or were a new parent, in the 1980s, you’re undoubtedly familiar with the Berenstain Bears books.

Oct 05 2018

Learn Spanish With Maria

  • Oct 5, 2018

Maria Holliday-Mitchell, the firm’s bi-lingual administrative assistant, would like to provide a few helpful Spanish phrases to gringos traveling in Latin America.

Oct 05 2018

Another Ole Joke From The Archives

  • Oct 5, 2018

Ole was hunting geese up in the Minnesota woods.

Oct 05 2018

And One More… (Send Me Some Jokes!)

  • Oct 5, 2018

Ole was on his deathbed and called his wife Lena to his side.

Oct 05 2018

Speeding Drivers from George Constantine

  • Oct 5, 2018

Farmer Jack lived way out in the country on a rural highway.

Sep 07 2018

President Trump's Bone Spurs

  • Sep 7, 2018

President Trump's bone spurs pick the absolute wrong time to resurface.

Sep 07 2018

NFL Predictions 2018

  • Sep 7, 2018

The city of Los Angeles, void of a professional football team just two years ago, will send both of its franchises to the 2019 Super Bowl.

Sep 07 2018

Election 2018

  • Sep 7, 2018

At Random’s Phil Segner Interviews Pete Peterson, Congressman for Minnesota’s 9th District

Sep 07 2018

2018 At Random All-Name Team

  • Sep 7, 2018

Once again we scoured the 129 FBS rosters for the 2018 “At Random All-Name Team.”

Sep 07 2018

Let’s Check In With Coach Les Miles

  • Sep 7, 2018

“When I wake up in the morning and I turn film on, it’s like reading a book and it’s exciting."

Sep 07 2018

Rye Bread From Bob Kargenian

  • Sep 7, 2018

An 80-year-old man was sitting on a park bench one morning.

Sep 07 2018

From The Archives… Sex Frogs

  • Sep 7, 2018

A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.

Aug 07 2018

Cartoon of the Month - August 2018

  • Aug 7, 2018

So, why are you selling it?

Aug 07 2018

Let’s Talk About Trampolines

  • Aug 7, 2018

As a new parent, I’m being introduced to the new acceptable boundaries of play for children.

Aug 07 2018

Trade War Monopoly

  • Aug 7, 2018

As our protectionist president attempts to snuff out the many benefits of globalization, the makers of Monopoly have decided to incorporate the trade war into their classic board game.

Aug 07 2018

Pete Rose, Quite A Guy

  • Aug 7, 2018

In the 1970 MLB All-Star Game, Pete Rose absolutely demolished Ray Fosse in a now infamous play at home plate.

Aug 07 2018

Beer Flag, Bro!

  • Aug 7, 2018

A handful of hard-drinking Ohioans spent the better part of June pursuing an ambitious goal—an American flag mosaic made up of 2,028 empty Budweiser, Bud Light, and Miller Lite cans.

Aug 07 2018

The Pastor’s Family From Scott Weeldreyer

  • Aug 7, 2018

The pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.

Aug 07 2018

Friendship From George Constantine

  • Aug 7, 2018

Friendships among women and men are different.

Aug 07 2018

Maybe My Favorite “Ole” Joke From The Archives

  • Aug 7, 2018

Ole was working at the walleye processing plant when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.

Jul 06 2018

Cartoon of the Month - July 2018

  • Jul 6, 2018

Gary had mixed feelings...

Jul 06 2018

Adios Swimsuit Competition

  • Jul 6, 2018

Just as Minnesotans were digging through bottom drawers trying to find their gently-used beach attire, our state’s own Gretchen Carlson announced an end to the swimsuit portion of the Miss America pageant.