We’re in the thick of Homecoming season. From the Black Bears in Maine to the Golden Bears in California, alumni across the country are returning to their centers of higher learning for football, food, and school spirt.
Maria Holliday-Mitchell, the firm’s bi-lingual administrative assistant, would like to provide a few helpful Spanish phrases to gringos traveling in Latin America.
Ole was on his deathbed and called his wife Lena to his side.
Millions of Minnesotans have emerged from their dens. They squint and rub their eyes as they adjust to the natural sunlight.
Frequent readers of this staid and august section have noted our many reports and subsequent commentary on all matters fecal.
While seated at the local old tavern, a husband leaned over and asked his wife, “Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern. You leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.”