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Hydration Break!
In America, football comes in quarters, not halves.
July is NBW Awareness Month
Hi, I'm George Glover of the Minneapolis Society for Nocturnal Bird Watching.
Noreen In Room 302
A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”
Ole Gets Fixed
After having their 11th child, Ole and Lena decided that was enough. So, Ole went to his doctor in Eveleth, MN, and explained the issue.
Mickey’s Divorce
Mickey Mouse is in family court seeking a divorce from Minnie.
World Cup 2026!
The World Cup is about to take North America by storm. Soccer may finally be on the rise here in America thanks to shifting demographics, but its polarization is still alive and well.
Attention Youth Baseball Dads
For seven years my staff and I have been getting kids back to the game they love.
Dad Jokes For Father’s Day
My wife fainted onto the baggage carousel at the airport. Thankfully, she came around.
More Middle-Aged Fantasy Hotline Theater
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Outperformance Pitfalls?
As a young portfolio manager strolled along the Mississippi River, a gold glimmer in the muck caught his eye. He bent down and quickly unearthed a small bronze lamp.
Annual Physical
During a physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way...
Italian Marriage
Maria had just gotten married. Being a traditional Italian, she was inexperienced in the ways of love.
Fishing Opener!
The last bit of ice is finally off the lakes here in the Twin Cities. Judging by all of the “ICE OUT!” signs in my neighborhood, this year’s thawing process was celebrated much more than usual.
Dale's Trampoline Fun Zone
Hi, I’m Dale Warren, owner of Dale’s Trampoline Fun Zone.
Hockey Cliché Bingo
The NHL playoffs are here! That might not be a big deal in your part of the country, but up here, where you can’t swing a dead cat without hitting some smelly hockey equipment—it’s kind of a big deal.
The Blind Cashier
A woman goes to Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson’s birthday.
Ole’s Fishing Secret
Ole always had a freezer full of fish, and he would never reveal his secret spots or techniques to anyone.
A Few Fish Puns To Round It Out
Last night I made fish tacos.
The Masters’ Crackdown
Cue the soft piano music, it’s time once again for that tradition unlike any other: The Masters.
Spring Is In The Air!
Now is the time to highlight your landscaping!
Perception for the Professional
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