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Jun 04 2020

Cartoon of the Month - June 2020

  • Jun 4, 2020

Invasive Species of 2020

Jun 04 2020

Double Cartoons!

  • Jun 4, 2020

Son, it's time for the talk.

Jun 04 2020

Sprewellodone XR

  • Jun 4, 2020

Sprewellodone XR: I'm going to be just fine!

Jun 04 2020

Andy Richter On Being A Dad

  • Jun 4, 2020

Look, just because I have kids doesn’t mean I’ll compromise my belief that erotic birthday cakes simply taste better.

Jun 04 2020

Dad Jokes For Father’s Day!

  • Jun 4, 2020

I accidentally swallowed a bunch of Scrabble tiles. Boy I tell ya, my next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!

Jun 04 2020

The Deadbeat Dad

  • Jun 4, 2020

Bernice used to nag her husband constantly because he just sat around the house all weekend watching television, checking out the ball games and drinking beer.

Jun 04 2020

The Divorce Attorney... From Murray Warmath

  • Jun 4, 2020

The receptionist for a prominent divorce attorney answered the phone one morning. “Is Mr. Allen there?” asked the caller.

Jun 04 2020

The Quarantine Quickie... From Pudge Heffelfinger

  • Jun 4, 2020

The only way for a couple to pull off a quarantine “quickie” with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

May 07 2020

Cartoon of the Month - May 2020

  • May 7, 2020

Touchdown Robinson!

May 07 2020

Sports Without Fans

  • May 7, 2020

Was anyone else riveted by Jim Furyk’s 2015 win at the RBC Heritage a few weeks ago? Or how about the 1982 NCAA Championship between North Carolina and Georgetown?

May 07 2020

Lobbyisy ABC's

  • May 7, 2020

We, at the Institute of American Lobbying, would like to help your newborn learn their ABC’s.

May 07 2020

Lee Trevino Tees It Up

  • May 7, 2020

“You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.”

May 07 2020

Another Logic Puzzle!

  • May 7, 2020

As the quarantine grinded on, Mary sent each of her five friends a new jigsaw puzzle.

May 07 2020

Stimulus Package… From John McGinley

  • May 7, 2020

It is a slow day in the small Saskatchewan town of Pumphandle and the streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

May 07 2020

Paddy Sneaks Home… From George Constantine

  • May 7, 2020

Paddy staggered home very late after another evening of drinking with his buddies. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife.

May 07 2020

Logic Puzzle Answers [SPOILERS INSIDE]

  • May 7, 2020

Answers to the May 2020 At Random logic puzzle.

Apr 06 2020

Cartoon of the Month - April 2020

  • Apr 6, 2020

"Sorry, you've been deemed non-essential."

Apr 06 2020

Time For A Laugh

  • Apr 6, 2020

Well, if you’ve flipped to this section, it probably means you’re ready for a laugh.

Apr 06 2020

Working From Home Bingo!

  • Apr 6, 2020

Have you been enjoying your time working from home? We hope you’re making the best of it.

Apr 06 2020

Great Jokes For Crazy Times

  • Apr 6, 2020

A guy stumbles into a bar, orders a shot, and immediately pukes all over his shirt.

Apr 06 2020

Ole’s Deathbed

  • Apr 6, 2020

Ole was on his deathbed and called his wife, Lena, to his side.

Apr 06 2020

Under The Mattress

  • Apr 6, 2020

A mother is cleaning her teenage son’s room when she sees some magazines under his bed.

Apr 06 2020

Ole’s Fingers

  • Apr 6, 2020

Ole was working at the walleye processing plant when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.

Apr 06 2020

Dale Robinson’s #MeToo Moment

  • Apr 6, 2020

The recent flood of sexual abuse and harassment allegations have destroyed many a man. It is, of course, a very serious matter, but once in a while they get out of tune.

Apr 06 2020

Rye Bread... From Bob Kargenian

  • Apr 6, 2020

An 80-year-old man was sitting on a park bench one morning. Another older man, jogging at a brisk pace, stopped next to the bench to stretch.

Mar 05 2020

Cartoon of the Month

  • Mar 5, 2020

Fan of the Game!

Mar 05 2020

Take The Timberwolves, Please

  • Mar 5, 2020

It’s that time of year again in the Upper Midwest. Everyone drives a salt-colored car, we start to speculate on our neighbors being alive or dead, and we’re painfully reminded of the regional embarrassment that is the Minnesota Timberwolves.

Mar 05 2020

Lobbyist ABC's

  • Mar 5, 2020

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! We at the Institute of American Lobbying would like to help your newborn learn their ABC’s.

Mar 05 2020

Tell Us Some Jokes Norm MacDonald...

  • Mar 5, 2020

In World Cup soccer, Mexico defeated Cameroon one to nothing. Or as it’s known in soccer, a blowout.

Mar 05 2020

Let’s Bust Out Some Dolly Parton Quotes

  • Mar 5, 2020

“I was the first one to burn my bra. It took the fire department four days to put out the fire.”

Mar 05 2020

Five Surgeons... From George Constantine

  • Mar 5, 2020

Five surgeons were scrubbing up. One announced to the others, “I’ve got an accountant this afternoon."

Mar 05 2020

The Flagpole… From Candi Ince

  • Mar 5, 2020

Working for the city of Duluth, Sven and Ole were tasked with measuring the height of the flagpole outside of city hall.

Mar 05 2020

Homeowner’s Insurance... From Darrin Homme

  • Mar 5, 2020

Carl and his family returned from vacation to find their house burned to the ground.

Feb 06 2020

Cartoon of the Month

  • Feb 6, 2020

Legal Marijuana Now Party!

Feb 06 2020

The Great Political Divide

  • Feb 6, 2020

The 2020 primary season has begun! For our neighbors in Iowa, the circus has already left town.

Feb 06 2020

Lobbyist ABC's

  • Feb 6, 2020

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! We at the Institute of American Lobbying would like to help your newborn learn their ABC’s.

Feb 06 2020

Christmas In Florida

  • Feb 6, 2020

While you were living within the normal bounds of society, a man in Bradenton, Florida, had what most would describe as a very unpleasant night before Christmas.

Feb 06 2020

Let’s Check In With Sir Charles

  • Feb 6, 2020

I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.

Feb 06 2020

Workaholic Husband… From Karen Ellison

  • Feb 6, 2020

A workaholic husband was trying to appease his wife, who was infuriated by how little time he spent at home.

Feb 06 2020

Dear John... From Dale Robinson

  • Feb 6, 2020

A wife was furious with her husband. He was late coming home again.