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Oct 07 2025

The Amendments!

  • Oct 7, 2025

You’ve heard a lot about the First Amendment over the last few weeks. In recent history, free speech in this country was virtually the exclusive rally cry of the Right.

Oct 07 2025

Re-Elect Tom Chapman for Mayor

  • Oct 7, 2025

My first term has been a resounding success. Our city’s economy is booming and crime is down across the board.

Oct 07 2025

Wisdom From Coach Bob Green

  • Oct 7, 2025

On his education: “I got a 6 on the ACT in 1967. One time I got an A and my grandma beat me for cheating.”

Oct 07 2025

After Three Years, Still Missing Norm MacDonald

  • Oct 7, 2025

Nobody tells me what I can or can’t eat, least of all some guy who’s job is labeling packets of silica gel.

Oct 07 2025

Rooster For Sale

  • Oct 7, 2025

A farmer places a sign at the end of his driveway that said, “Rooster For Sale.”

Oct 07 2025

Lost Ball

  • Oct 7, 2025

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple lacerations, and a black eye. The doctor asked him, “What happened to you?”

Oct 07 2025

New Bull

  • Oct 7, 2025

A rancher buys a prized Black Angus bull for breeding but it showed no interest in the cows.

Oct 07 2025

Months To Live

  • Oct 7, 2025

Ole went to the doctor because he was feeling a little sick.

Sep 05 2025

NFL Predictions

  • Sep 5, 2025

My deepest apologies to the proud, resilient residents of Detroit for giving their resurgent Lions the 2025 Leuthold Kiss of Death.

Sep 05 2025

Emotional Injury Due To Crack Barrel Logo Change?

  • Sep 5, 2025

The nation went through a period of extreme trauma in August. For an entire week, an American institution was unnecessarily thrown into a state of chaos.

Sep 05 2025

2025 All-Name Team

  • Sep 5, 2025

Fresh off of an impressive win at the prestigious Duke’s Mayo Bowl, our Minnesota Golden Gophers will look to add to their streak of eight consecutive bowl victories—the longest in the nation.

Sep 05 2025

Mike Gundy Kicks Things Off

  • Sep 5, 2025

“The only pressure I’m worried about is my tire pressure on these icy roads and when my wife asks if I’m almost home when I’m on hole 13.”

Sep 05 2025

The Union Man

  • Sep 5, 2025

A dedicated Teamster boss is at a convention in Las Vegas and decides to visit a brothel.

Sep 05 2025

The Old Cowboy

  • Sep 5, 2025

An old blind cowboy mistakenly wanders into an all-girl biker bar.

Sep 05 2025

Sven And Ole At Work

  • Sep 5, 2025

Sven came over to help Ole put new siding on his house. They put on their nail aprons and grabbed their hammers.

Aug 06 2025

Minnesota Fraud

  • Aug 6, 2025

Up here in flyover country, our Midwestern innocence has been shattered by the constant drum of fraud schemes exposed for the past two-plus years.

Aug 06 2025

Scott Thompson: Fishing Guide

  • Aug 6, 2025

Hi, I’m Scott Thompson. I’ve been a guide on the Brainard area lakes for more than 25 years.

Aug 06 2025

Another Satirical Article? C’mon Phil!

  • Aug 6, 2025

Back by tepid demand, another “Onion” attempt by your At Random editor!

Aug 06 2025

Pete Rose Quotes

  • Aug 6, 2025

Current members of the Hall of Fame on the Veteran’s Committee will be able to vote on Rose’s membership in 2027.

Aug 06 2025

Fatherly Advice

  • Aug 6, 2025

A man approaches a priest after mass. “Father,” he says, “I need some advice.”