Lawns and residents have been baked to a nice golden brown up here in Minneapolis. Complaints about the summer heat have been frequent and annoying.

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We’ve heard a lot of Rich Man/Poor Man jokes recently.

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The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers.

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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

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A man from Texas is vacationing in Seville and spends his day roaming around, taking in the sights. That afternoon, he goes to a fancy restaurant for a meal.

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Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. His family had to use an outhouse.

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In America, football comes in quarters, not halves.

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Hi, I'm George Glover of the Minneapolis Society for Nocturnal Bird Watching.

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A sweet old lady telephoned St. Joseph’s Hospital. She timidly asked, “Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?”

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After having their 11th child, Ole and Lena decided that was enough. So, Ole went to his doctor in Eveleth, MN, and explained the issue.

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Mickey Mouse is in family court seeking a divorce from Minnie.

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The World Cup is about to take North America by storm. Soccer may finally be on the rise here in America thanks to shifting demographics, but its polarization is still alive and well.

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For seven years my staff and I have been getting kids back to the game they love.

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My wife fainted onto the baggage carousel at the airport. Thankfully, she came around.

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Thank you for calling the Middle-Aged Fantasy Hotline. One of our specially trained operators will be with you shortly.

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As a young portfolio manager strolled along the Mississippi River, a gold glimmer in the muck caught his eye. He bent down and quickly unearthed a small bronze lamp.

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During a physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way...

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Maria had just gotten married. Being a traditional Italian, she was inexperienced in the ways of love.

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The last bit of ice is finally off the lakes here in the Twin Cities. Judging by all of the “ICE OUT!” signs in my neighborhood, this year’s thawing process was celebrated much more than usual.

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