At Random
Cartoon of the Month - September 2019
"Damn it, Jenkins!"
NFL Predictions 2019
After a 17-year hiatus, the rejuvenated Cleveland Browns will advance to the playoffs.
L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law
Have you been wronged by stadium security, Philly police, visiting teams or their fans? Contact me: L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law
2019 At Random NCAA All-Name Team
Whoa, Nellie! Bust out the cornhole and dust off the beer bong, it’s college football time.
Checking In With Coach Bobby Bowden
"That boy don’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades, and that boy don’t know the meaning of a lot of words."
Guess The Animal… From Karen Ellison
The kindergarteners gathered around their teacher for a game of “Guess the Animal.” The first picture the teacher held up was a cat.
From The Archives
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The Armless Patron... From Chun Wang
A man with no arms walked up to a bar and asked for a beer. The bartender slid a foaming glass in front of him.
Cartoon of the Month - August 2019
Clothing Optional Beach
Topless In Duluth
Two hours north of Minneapolis, the “rough-around-the-edges” town of Duluth is becoming a little more like the French Riviera this summer.
Thompson and Son
Proudly serving Minneapolis for 35 years!
Pet Sounds Revisited
A pig says “oink.” A cow says “moo.” A horse says “neigh.”
George Will On Baseball
“All I remember about my wedding day in 1967 is that the Cubs lost a double-header.”
Let’s Stick It To The Lawyers!
What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?
Spousal Diaries... From Glenn Larson
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird.
Cartoon of the Month - July 2019
Safety first, kids!
Still Have All Your Digits?
Whether you were chasing the kids at the beach or drinking yourself into oblivion in your hammock, we hope you enjoyed your Fourth of July holiday.
AR Liquor Summer Sale!
Your giant ass hasn't mowed the lawn in years. But that doesn't mean you can't enjoy a cold one.
Norm MacDonald Had Some Jokes
Four of the top-five NFL-draft picks were offensive tackles—which is a great thing to tell your wife as the love drains from her eyes.
Fishing-Trip Logic Puzzle
Four friends went on their annual fishing trip this past weekend.
After The Round—From Greg Swenson
Tom was sitting in the clubhouse after playing a round. He looked upset.
The Bowl Of Chili—From Darrin Homme
A cowboy walks into a café, sits at the lunch counter and orders a bowl of chili.
A Couple Ole Jokes From the Archives
Ole showed up for work at the plant with two black eyes. His coworker asked him what happened.
Fishing-Trip Logic Puzzle [ANSWERS]
Answers to the Fish-Trip Logic Puzzle.
Cartoon of the Month - June 2019
Here's you Beyond Burger...
Beyond Grilling
Ah, summertime! Folksy small-town parades, the crack of the baseball bat and, of course, the smell of meatless meat grilling on the barbeque.
Bundgaard Travel Agency
Hi, I’m Carl Bundgaard; father of five and owner of Bundgaard Travel.
John Daly Lets It Rip
Why fans love John Daly: “I hit the ball as hard as I can. If I can find it, I hit it again.”
The Things We Leave Behind
It’s a story every generation can tell. You move out of your folks’ place and what’s the first thing they do? They throw away all the stuff you couldn’t fit into your crappy car.
From The Archives—The Family Pig
A traveling salesman stays overnight with a farm family. When the family gathers to eat there’s a pig seated at the table.
Some Solid Dad Jokes For Father’s Day
I’m reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen.
Attention Summer Campers!
We are quite concerned about the rash of recent media reports of bear attacks.
The Avengers!
The global pandemic known as Avenger’s Fever is showing few signs of abating.
Earth Day 2019
Earth Day was celebrated on April 22nd. Hopefully you were able to stop staring at one of your many screens and appreciate the wonder that is Earth.
Pearls Of Wisdom... From Earl Weaver
“Don’t worry, the fans don’t start booing until July.”
My Favorite Contribution From “Perk” Perkins
Sadly, we report the passing of Minnesota investing-legend Richard “Perk” Perkins. Perk was a good friend, both of our founder, Steve Leuthold, and our firm.
Mystery Man... From Candi Ince
Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted a pants-less man, obviously inebriated, walking in front of them.
Career Change... From Bob Kargenian
After 20 years in practice, the rigors of the job just got to be too much for a proctologist.