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Feb 06 2025

Ice Fishing Report

  • Feb 6, 2025

Brutally cold temperatures in January combined with very little snow—about one-fourth of New Orleans’ monthly snowfall—have created the perfect conditions for ice fishing here in Minnesota.

Feb 06 2025

Bachelors' Furniture - Presidents Day Sale

  • Feb 6, 2025

As a single man, you have no interest in furnishing your living space.

Feb 06 2025

Curt Cignetti Marks The End Of Football Season

  • Feb 6, 2025

On attracting recruits to Indiana: “It’s pretty simple, I win. Google me.”

Feb 06 2025

More Middle-Aged Fantasy Hotline Theater

  • Feb 6, 2025

Thank you for calling the Middle-Aged Fantasy Hotline, one of our specially trained operators will be with you shortly.

Feb 06 2025

Ice Fishing Trip

  • Feb 6, 2025

Four fellas from Mankato went ice fishing up in Northern Minnesota. To save a little money, they rented a small cabin that had only two bedrooms.

Feb 06 2025

A New Social Media

  • Feb 6, 2025

An older gentleman with no smartphone or computer kept hearing about Facebook and Twitter from his friends and relatives.

Feb 06 2025

Meeting The Fiancée

  • Feb 6, 2025

A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents. After dinner, the father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink.

Jan 07 2025

Best of 2024

  • Jan 7, 2025

2024 and yet another holiday-eating season has come and gone! We hope that your gout is at bay and your self-worth is still somewhat intact.

Jan 07 2025

Attention Dads!

  • Jan 7, 2025

Tubing season is still here! Make use of the one avenue you have to punish your kids!

Jan 07 2025

7U Storm

  • Jan 7, 2025

Congratulations, your son has been selected to join 7U Storm Select Baseball.

Jan 07 2025

Re-Elect Cal Stevenson for Congress!

  • Jan 7, 2025

I thought I’d share with you that a growing number of psychologists and scientists believe that free will is an illusion.

Dec 05 2024

A GLP-1 Christmas

  • Dec 5, 2024

We are in the midst of yet another Holiday Eating Season. Thanks to the proliferation of the miracle GLP-1 weight-loss medications, holiday parties might be quite different this year.

Dec 05 2024

Blessed Are The Peacemakers

  • Dec 5, 2024

24 Emotional Powderkegs: One Delicious Dinner

Dec 05 2024

2024 Holiday Bingo!

  • Dec 5, 2024

It’s that time of year!

Dec 05 2024

The Bus Crash

  • Dec 5, 2024

In October, a busload of politicians was speeding down a country road on the way to a big walleye supper in Bemidji.

Dec 05 2024

The Stowaway

  • Dec 5, 2024

A despondent young woman in New York decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. As she was about to jump from the pier, a handsome young man grabbed her wrist.

Dec 05 2024

You Get Dad Jokes For Christmas!

  • Dec 5, 2024

I’m giving up drinking until Christmas. Sorry, bad punctuation.

Nov 06 2024

The Rise Of The Inflatables

  • Nov 6, 2024

Has your neighborhood embraced giant, inflatable holiday decorations? Over the last ten years or so, there’s been a remarkable proliferation of those kitschy, bobbing nylon bags.

Nov 06 2024

What An Election!

  • Nov 6, 2024

I am truly humbled to be re-elected as your representative in Congress.

Nov 06 2024

North Korean Party Slogans

  • Nov 6, 2024

As we say farewell to the endless political attack ads here at home, let’s take a look at some good old-fashioned socialist-propaganda slogans produced by North Korea.