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Nov 06 2024

The Rise Of The Inflatables

  • Nov 6, 2024

Has your neighborhood embraced giant, inflatable holiday decorations? Over the last ten years or so, there’s been a remarkable proliferation of those kitschy, bobbing nylon bags.

Nov 06 2024

What An Election!

  • Nov 6, 2024

I am truly humbled to be re-elected as your representative in Congress.

Nov 06 2024

North Korean Party Slogans

  • Nov 6, 2024

As we say farewell to the endless political attack ads here at home, let’s take a look at some good old-fashioned socialist-propaganda slogans produced by North Korea.

Nov 06 2024

We Check In With Jerry Jones

  • Nov 6, 2024

“All I can say right now is that he looks good in the shower.”

Nov 06 2024

The Eye Exam—From Alex Durbin

  • Nov 6, 2024

An old Polish man goes to the DMV to renew his license.

Nov 06 2024

Getting Pulled Over

  • Nov 6, 2024

While on night patrol, a police officer noticed a late-model sedan progressing very slowly down the highway. The officer turned on his lights, and the sedan eased on to the shoulder.

Nov 06 2024

Three Beers—From Doug Ramsey

  • Nov 6, 2024

A cowboy walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back room taking a sip of out each one in turn.

Oct 04 2024

The Election Draws Nigh

  • Oct 4, 2024

We’re less than a month away from the fifth-consecutive “most important election of our lifetime.” I can’t believe I have to say this… but let’s hope for a peaceful outcome.

Oct 04 2024

Re-Elect Cal Stevenson for Congress!

  • Oct 4, 2024

I thought I’d share with you that a growing number of psychologists and scientists believe that free will is an illusion.

Oct 04 2024

I Miss Norm MacDonald

  • Oct 4, 2024

A heatwave striking New York is causing horse manure to spontaneously combust...

Oct 04 2024

All-Name Congress

  • Oct 4, 2024

On the approval-rating continuum, for several decades the U.S. Congress has fallen between the rankings of prison food and diaper blow-outs. I get it, there’s plenty not to like about our Representatives and Senators.

Oct 04 2024

The Lemon Bet

  • Oct 4, 2024

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man in town that it offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron.

Oct 04 2024

Ole’s Wagon

  • Oct 4, 2024

Ole is driving a wagonload of alfalfa to town when he catches a wheel in the ditch and the wagon overturns right in front of Sven’s farm.

Oct 04 2024

A Blonde Joke

  • Oct 4, 2024

A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender...

Sep 09 2024

NFL Predictions

  • Sep 9, 2024

My deepest apologies to the hippies, hipsters, vagrants, flagrants, and few remaining tech billionaires of San Francisco for giving their Niners the 2024 Leuthold Kiss of Death.

Sep 09 2024

ATTENTION MEN IN THEIR 40’s AND 50’s

  • Sep 9, 2024

Hi, I’m record producer Jimmy Valentine. Yes, the Jimmy Valentine. And I’m going to make you a star!

Sep 09 2024

2024 All-Name Team

  • Sep 9, 2024

I do not envy coaching staffs or athletic directors. This transfer window baloney for both players and teams is getting out of hand.

Sep 09 2024

Jim Harbaugh Kicks Off The Season

  • Sep 9, 2024

On performance: “I truly believe the No. 1 natural steroid is sleep and the No. 2 natural steroid is milk, whole milk, and three would be water. Four would be steak. I take a vitamin every day—it’s called a steak.”

Sep 09 2024

Fishing Down East

  • Sep 9, 2024

The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Bar Harbor, Maine, man answered his door to find two grim-faced State Troopers.

Sep 09 2024

The Older Couple

  • Sep 9, 2024

An elderly couple had been dating for some time. They finally decided it might be time for marriage. But before tying the knot, they went out for a long walk to talk about whether it would really work out.