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Mar 05 2020

Cartoon of the Month

  • Mar 5, 2020

Fan of the Game!

Mar 05 2020

Take The Timberwolves, Please

  • Mar 5, 2020

It’s that time of year again in the Upper Midwest. Everyone drives a salt-colored car, we start to speculate on our neighbors being alive or dead, and we’re painfully reminded of the regional embarrassment that is the Minnesota Timberwolves.

Mar 05 2020

Lobbyist ABC's

  • Mar 5, 2020

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! We at the Institute of American Lobbying would like to help your newborn learn their ABC’s.

Mar 05 2020

Tell Us Some Jokes Norm MacDonald...

  • Mar 5, 2020

In World Cup soccer, Mexico defeated Cameroon one to nothing. Or as it’s known in soccer, a blowout.

Mar 05 2020

Let’s Bust Out Some Dolly Parton Quotes

  • Mar 5, 2020

“I was the first one to burn my bra. It took the fire department four days to put out the fire.”

Mar 05 2020

Five Surgeons... From George Constantine

  • Mar 5, 2020

Five surgeons were scrubbing up. One announced to the others, “I’ve got an accountant this afternoon."

Mar 05 2020

The Flagpole… From Candi Ince

  • Mar 5, 2020

Working for the city of Duluth, Sven and Ole were tasked with measuring the height of the flagpole outside of city hall.

Mar 05 2020

Homeowner’s Insurance... From Darrin Homme

  • Mar 5, 2020

Carl and his family returned from vacation to find their house burned to the ground.

Feb 06 2020

Cartoon of the Month

  • Feb 6, 2020

Legal Marijuana Now Party!

Feb 06 2020

The Great Political Divide

  • Feb 6, 2020

The 2020 primary season has begun! For our neighbors in Iowa, the circus has already left town.

Feb 06 2020

Lobbyist ABC's

  • Feb 6, 2020

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy! We at the Institute of American Lobbying would like to help your newborn learn their ABC’s.

Feb 06 2020

Christmas In Florida

  • Feb 6, 2020

While you were living within the normal bounds of society, a man in Bradenton, Florida, had what most would describe as a very unpleasant night before Christmas.

Feb 06 2020

Let’s Check In With Sir Charles

  • Feb 6, 2020

I don’t hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.

Feb 06 2020

Workaholic Husband… From Karen Ellison

  • Feb 6, 2020

A workaholic husband was trying to appease his wife, who was infuriated by how little time he spent at home.

Feb 06 2020

Dear John... From Dale Robinson

  • Feb 6, 2020

A wife was furious with her husband. He was late coming home again.

Feb 06 2020

Organic Vegetables... From Barb Tovsen

  • Feb 6, 2020

My wife asked me to buy some “organic” vegetables from our local supermarket.

Jan 07 2020

Cartoon of the Month

  • Jan 7, 2020

Minnesota Mardi Gras

Jan 07 2020

Best Of 2019

  • Jan 7, 2020

2019 is in the books—time to get retrospective!

Jan 07 2020

Walk to End EFMS

  • Jan 7, 2020

Each year, roughly 3 million people are stricken with EFMS. From friends and    family to co-workers, the disease is pervasive and indiscriminate across the upper Midwest.

Jan 07 2020

Bundgaard Travel Agency

  • Jan 7, 2020

Hi, I’m Carl Bundgaard; father of five and owner of Bundgaard Travel.

Jan 07 2020

L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law

  • Jan 7, 2020

Have you been wronged by stadium security, Philly police, visiting teams or their fans? Contact me: L. Thomas Snyder, Attorney At Law

Jan 07 2020

Thompson and Son

  • Jan 7, 2020

Proudly serving Minneapolis for 35 years!

Jan 07 2020

Fair Wages Act

  • Jan 7, 2020

A man owned a small deli in Minneapolis. As part of the city’s new Fair Wages Act, the city sent an auditor to interview the owner and inquire about his staff.

Jan 07 2020

The Best Of The Best...

  • Jan 7, 2020

The NYPD, the FBI, and the CIA have each argued that their organization is the most deft apprehender of criminals.

Jan 07 2020

Mystery Man... From Candi Ince

  • Jan 7, 2020

Three women were returning to their Hungarian village when they spotted a pants-less man, obviously inebriated, walking in front of them.

Dec 05 2019
Dec 05 2019

Let’s Not Have Too Much Fun

  • Dec 5, 2019

With the free-swinging, good-time-having state of Utah ditching 3.2% beer at the beginning of last month, our sober, upstanding state of Minnesota became the last part of the union selling the Nanny State suds.

Dec 05 2019

Relationship Land Grab

  • Dec 5, 2019

The holiday season's #1 game is....Relationship Land Grab!

Dec 05 2019

Family Holiday Party BINGO!

  • Dec 5, 2019

At Random’s suggestion to you—grab your favorite cocktail and settle in for a nice game of BINGO.

Dec 05 2019

Scotch Wedding Day… From Barb Tovsen

  • Dec 5, 2019

Two Scotsmen, Glenn and Alec, were sitting in the pub discussing Glenn’s big wedding day.

Dec 05 2019

Enraged Husband... From Jun Zhu

  • Dec 5, 2019

A frantic woman called 911, “Help! My husband caught me in bed with my lover and he’s going berserk! Send the police!”

Dec 05 2019

Prison Escape

  • Dec 5, 2019

Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim.

Nov 07 2019

Cartoon of the Month - November 2019

  • Nov 7, 2019

Extreme Moderates March in Minnesota

Nov 07 2019

2020 Comes Into View

  • Nov 7, 2019

Our never ending election cycle is about to go from a slow simmer to a full rolling boil.

Nov 07 2019

Walk to End EFMS

  • Nov 7, 2019

Each year, roughly 3 million people are stricken with EFMS. From friends and    family to co-workers, the disease is pervasive and indiscriminate across the upper Midwest.

Nov 07 2019

Shaq Helps Us Start The NBA Season

  • Nov 7, 2019

“As a basketball fan, I get sick and tired of people talking about numbers. To me, the world is getting too materialistic.”

Nov 07 2019

Fall Logic Puzzle

  • Nov 7, 2019

Back by tepid demand, a logic puzzle!

Nov 07 2019

The Doctor’s Wife

  • Nov 7, 2019

A husband (a successful doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Nov 07 2019

The Talking Dog... From Scott Opsal

  • Nov 7, 2019

A guy walks into a saloon with a dog under his arm and sets the pup on the bar.

Nov 07 2019

Factory Tour

  • Nov 7, 2019

The president of a firm hired a new manager for their rubber goods factory.