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Cartoon of the Month - October 2021
2021 Scary Costume Ideas
Let’s Break The Cycle!
We’re about to pull the pin on another holiday eating season. It’s a shame that in just two short months we reverse any healthy gains we’ve made in the past ten months.
Sprewellodone XR
I'm going to be just fine!
Let’s Check In With The Big Tuna
“If you want to spend $18,000 you can break curfew. And if it’s worth it, take me with you.”
A Spooky Story For October
Dark forces seem to be adopting modern technology. According to Stephen Rossetti—priest, psychologist, and educator—evil demons are now sending threatening text messages to taunt their victims, families, and anyone trying to intervene.
Guest Lecturer… From Jeff Leadholm
A visiting professor at the University of Wisconsin was giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his large audience, he asked, “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 70 students raised their hands.
A Day At The Races
A group of third, fourth, and fifth graders went on a field trip to the local racetrack to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry.
The Big Date
A young fella goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready, so he has to sit in the living room and make small talk with her parents.
Cartoon of the Month - September 2021
"This is going to be harder than we thought."
NFL Predictions 2021
My deepest apologies to our readers in the “Queen City” for giving their beloved Bills the 2021 Leuthold Kiss of Death.
It’s Back To Office Time (maybe)!
This high quality chalkboard sign is the perfect way to capture your office worker’s important milestones!
Buddy Ryan Kicks Off The NFL Season
“If you listen to the fans, you'll be sitting up there with them.”
All Name Team
It looks like our college football stadiums will once again be packed with fans this fall. Well… maybe half-capacity would be a reasonable goal for our local Gopher team.
Ole And Lena… From Richard Perkins
Ole was out in his pasture when he took a lightning-quick kick from a cow right in his crotch.
Golfing Buddies… From Ray Morrison
It’s pouring rain and two longtime golf buddies are standing on the sixth tee box overlooking a lake.
The Flowers… From Bill Edwards
A small bank is opening a new branch and one of the owners’ friends wants to send him flowers for the occasion.
The Naughty Town… From Steve Sloan
An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish who were seeking forgiveness for adultery. During one Sunday’s sermon he told them, “If one more person confesses adultery, I’ll quit.”
Cartoon of the Month - August 2021
The 50K Race Walk
The Summer Olympics
The Olympic games will come to an end this weekend, with the closing ceremonies playing to yet another mostly empty stadium. We were treated to some pretty amazing performances, drama, and the Twin Cities seemed to be very well represented. But the time difference, the sterile environment, and the whole “should we really be doing this” feeling made these games kind of a clunker.
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