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Cartoon of the Month - May 2022
Pay us back.
These Kids Today
Over the next few weeks, the graduating class of 2022 will swish-swish-swish across stages throughout the country and accept their diplomas. Once the gowns are shed and the futons are crammed into the waiting minivans, the young scholars will face a question that has been posed many, many times before them: “Now what the hell do I do?”
Practical Skills for Financial Service Professionals
You’ve dedicated your life to money management. Years of intense studying and work experience have narrowed the focus of your skill set. Your friends and family may have a vague idea of what you do at work, but they certainly know you’re not very useful when it comes to practical, real-world skills.
Forbes Billionaires List
Last month, our friends at Forbes released their annual billionaires list for 2022. Our At Random Genealogy Department scoured the 2,668 names and concluded that my Toyota Camry was still a very sensible vehicle choice.
Harry Neale Starts The NHL Playoffs
On how he runs practices: “I know my players don’t like my practices, but that’s okay because I don’t like their games.”
A Priest And A Minister...
A priest and a minister get into a bad car accident. Both vehicles are demolished but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt.
Pressing The Flesh
A U.S. senator was being chauffeured along on a hot summer day in his limousine. Seeing a farmer out in his pasture, the honorable one decided to check in with the grassroots, so to speak.
Nuclear War
A young portfolio manager is sitting in a bar one night when a big, burly construction worker sits down next to him. They start talking about Ukraine and eventually the conversation gets to nuclear war.
Cartoon of the Month - April 2022
Brady Returns
Brady Returns
Back at the beginning of February, Tom Brady, aka Touchdown Tom and Tom Terrific, joined thousands of other Gen-Xers participating in the Great Resignation.
Southern California’s Premier In-Utero Sports Academy
At our state-of-the-art facility in Santa Clarita, we are committed to providing world-class in-utero training.
Icicles In Beijing
Conditions were cold at the Nordic Ski Venue last month for the Olympic final of the men’s 50km race. Cold enough to delay the race an hour and shorten the course by 40% (but probably not cold enough to impress a Minnesotan).
Bert Blyleven Throws Out The First Pitch
On new beginnings: “The best thing about the new year is your 4.90 ERA disappears and starts back at zero.”
Ole During Lent
Ole was an older, single gentleman who was born and raised a Lutheran. Each Friday night after work, he fired up his outdoor grill and cooked himself some venison. All of Ole’s neighbors were Catholic, and since it was Lent, they were prohibited from eating meat on Fridays.
A Stroll On The Beach
An older married couple were taking a long stroll on the beach. “Charles, if I passed away would you remarry?” asked the wife.
Pilots At The Bar
A pilot was attending an airline convention. While at the convention’s social hour, he noticed a beautiful woman sitting next to him at the bar. He thought, “Wow, I wonder what airline she flies for?”
Cartoon of the Month - March 2022
"Oh no! This is awful!"
War In Europe
In his boldest effort yet to redraw the world map and revive Moscow’s Cold War-era influence, Vladimir Putin launched a massive invasion of Ukraine last month. So far, Vlad has guessed correctly that the appetite for physical confrontation from the West is non-existent.
When It's Enough Already...
From the makers of Children’s Ether comes the soothing aroma of Extra Strength Children’s Chloroform.
A March Check-In With Bob Huggins
On game planning: “Here’s what we’re gonna do. Either they’re gonna get on board with me or I’m gonna leave their asses out there to drown.”