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Jan 07 2025

Best of 2024

  • Jan 7, 2025

2024 and yet another holiday-eating season has come and gone! We hope that your gout is at bay and your self-worth is still somewhat intact.

Jan 07 2025

Attention Dads!

  • Jan 7, 2025

Tubing season is still here! Make use of the one avenue you have to punish your kids!

Jan 07 2025

7U Storm

  • Jan 7, 2025

Congratulations, your son has been selected to join 7U Storm Select Baseball.

Jan 07 2025

Re-Elect Cal Stevenson for Congress!

  • Jan 7, 2025

I thought I’d share with you that a growing number of psychologists and scientists believe that free will is an illusion.

Dec 05 2024

A GLP-1 Christmas

  • Dec 5, 2024

We are in the midst of yet another Holiday Eating Season. Thanks to the proliferation of the miracle GLP-1 weight-loss medications, holiday parties might be quite different this year.

Dec 05 2024

Blessed Are The Peacemakers

  • Dec 5, 2024

24 Emotional Powderkegs: One Delicious Dinner

Dec 05 2024

2024 Holiday Bingo!

  • Dec 5, 2024

It’s that time of year!

Dec 05 2024

The Bus Crash

  • Dec 5, 2024

In October, a busload of politicians was speeding down a country road on the way to a big walleye supper in Bemidji.

Dec 05 2024

The Stowaway

  • Dec 5, 2024

A despondent young woman in New York decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. As she was about to jump from the pier, a handsome young man grabbed her wrist.

Dec 05 2024

You Get Dad Jokes For Christmas!

  • Dec 5, 2024

I’m giving up drinking until Christmas. Sorry, bad punctuation.

Nov 06 2024

The Rise Of The Inflatables

  • Nov 6, 2024

Has your neighborhood embraced giant, inflatable holiday decorations? Over the last ten years or so, there’s been a remarkable proliferation of those kitschy, bobbing nylon bags.

Nov 06 2024

What An Election!

  • Nov 6, 2024

I am truly humbled to be re-elected as your representative in Congress.

Nov 06 2024

North Korean Party Slogans

  • Nov 6, 2024

As we say farewell to the endless political attack ads here at home, let’s take a look at some good old-fashioned socialist-propaganda slogans produced by North Korea.

Nov 06 2024

We Check In With Jerry Jones

  • Nov 6, 2024

“All I can say right now is that he looks good in the shower.”

Nov 06 2024

The Eye Exam—From Alex Durbin

  • Nov 6, 2024

An old Polish man goes to the DMV to renew his license.

Nov 06 2024

Getting Pulled Over

  • Nov 6, 2024

While on night patrol, a police officer noticed a late-model sedan progressing very slowly down the highway. The officer turned on his lights, and the sedan eased on to the shoulder.

Nov 06 2024

Three Beers—From Doug Ramsey

  • Nov 6, 2024

A cowboy walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back room taking a sip of out each one in turn.

Oct 04 2024

The Election Draws Nigh

  • Oct 4, 2024

We’re less than a month away from the fifth-consecutive “most important election of our lifetime.” I can’t believe I have to say this… but let’s hope for a peaceful outcome.

Oct 04 2024

Re-Elect Cal Stevenson for Congress!

  • Oct 4, 2024

I thought I’d share with you that a growing number of psychologists and scientists believe that free will is an illusion.

Oct 04 2024

I Miss Norm MacDonald

  • Oct 4, 2024

A heatwave striking New York is causing horse manure to spontaneously combust...