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Oct 06 2026
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The Shoplifter

  • Oct 6, 2026

An 80-year-old woman was arrested for shoplifting. When she was brought before the judge, he asked, Ma’am, what did you steal?”

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Phil Segner / Sr. Research Analyst & Co-Portfolio Manager

Phil Segner Sr. Research Analyst & Co-Portfolio Manager

Phil is a Co-Portfolio Manager and Sr. Research Analyst at The Leuthold Group, LLC. He is a member of the asset allocation and investment committees and is a major contributor to the firm's research publications.

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